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The Jalen Green Experience is Coming

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Mathloom, Nov 9, 2021.

  1. CXbby

    CXbby Member

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    Of course I’m not willing to swallow my own jiizz, that’s why I bet on something that would never happen. It’s fun to see how many people it triggers thinking it would ever happen though.
     
  2. Rashmon

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    Interesting you mention weight, because it looked to me last night that Jalen has added some weight and spent some time in the weight room since the start of the season. Also, Alpi looked to be significantly more fit and stronger.

    Maybe I just a had better stream...
     
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  4. Reeko

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    Green’s been making it look easier and easier lately

    once he adds strength, gets more consistency on his jumper, and the game slows down for him as he adds more experience, haters seek shelter
     
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  6. DatRocketFan

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    Don't offer stupid bets if u r gonna pu$$y out.
     
  7. CXbby

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    Are you dumb? I didn’t pusy out, no one was man enough to take me up on it, least of all you, moron.
     
  8. Dobbizzle

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    Somewhere between John Wall and Westbrook on the athleticism front. If his shot gets more consistent, that's a star player in anybody's estimation (unless they're an idiot.)
     
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    awesome

    I still like the one where you have Jalen walking through the hospital
    hallway greeting everyone like a boss.....priceless
     
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    The haters are awfully silent. They are just waiting for that one bad game from Green, and they will all show up trying to say “I told you so”
     
  11. vator

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    Here is some hate for us to fill our daily quotient. Running a little low. Since when did Jack Black become a basketball analyst? If he don’t get his big Nacho Libre, sometimes men wear stretchy pants looking ass on somewhere.



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  12. vator

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    Dude definitely giving Nacho libre.

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  13. D-rock

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    So did Rockets win against that shyte ass Magic team?

     
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    It was surreal, just when you thought they would make a run and end this losing streak Magic did the most minimalistic thing and held onto the W.

    Okeke went off, maybe a name to remember.
     
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    that dude with the McDonald’s hairline sounds dumb AF
     
  16. RasaqBoi

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    So glad we didn’t get Cade. I honestly hate his game, size and shot.

    Mobley. Barnes. Green. All good players.

    Let me stop taking over this thread, we are having c*m drinking bet arguments somewhere in the last 3 pages. Back to regular bashing. No more compliments here!

     
  17. D-rock

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    And if my aunt had nads she'd be my uncle.
     
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  18. D-rock

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    Too many j*zz drinking non pu$$y eating bets in this thread.

    WTF is going on?
     
  19. D-rock

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    You really thought Rockets had a chance after that shetty ass 2nd quarter?

    And I've always like Okeke - long defensive minded 3ball sniper at 4 spot.
     
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  20. Dobbizzle

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    Sure buddy. Certified c*m guzzler for sure.
     

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