OP, you can trade your account to the Kings and get D'eAaron Fox and a FRP. I'll wait for the offseason when this account becomes UFA.
I’ve decided to sell my account too. This is a good catch for any Russian bot posters. @MojoMan @dachuda86 I accept rubles. @KingCheetah also to be safe.
You all laugh, but all it takes is one encounter at Central Matket or an eavesdropped conversation at the food court, and the value of that account will go through the roof.