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While Politicians send the world backwards, Elon saves humanity with Neuralink: human trials start!

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout: Debate & Discussion' started by tinman, Aug 29, 2020.

  1. Ziggy

    Ziggy QUEEN ANON

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    More fairy dust propaganda from @tinman - anything to get more white people to buy more overvalued TSLA shares. Lulz. SELL NOW before Elon escapes back to South Africa with yalls retirement funds and more plastic surgery. This guy could fart on Joe Rogan's underwear and yall would pay $500 for a whiff.
     
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  2. tinman

    tinman 999999999
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    We already have neurolink causes 99ers think like supreme beings
    And Elon is just trying to help non 99ers

    stock up 11%
     
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  3. tinman

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    All you losers who don't have TESLA stock , no brain implant can help your
    dumb investing strategies

    Superior Intellects rule the ******* world
    @Os Trigonum

     
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  4. tinman

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    Are you online yet Tinman...Living tissue over metal endoskeleton?
     
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    You know that Elon will post your killswitch on Twitter for the lulz?
     
  8. tinman

    tinman 999999999
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    Elon understands that the chip implanted humans are the next evolution
     
  9. tinman

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    https://www.ign.com/articles/elon-musk-brain-chip-neuralink-tech-preparing-human-trials

    Elon Musk's Brain Chip Company Is Preparing to Launch Human Trials
    The technology could eventually treat people with brain and spinal injuries.

    "First Neuralink product will enable someone with paralysis to use a smartphone with their mind faster than someone using thumbs," Musk tweeted last year, reinforcing the company's goals. "Later versions will be able to shunt signals from Neuralinks in brain to Neuralinks in body motor/sensory neuron clusters, thus enabling, for example, paraplegics to walk again."
     
  10. VooDooPope

    VooDooPope Love > Hate

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    I'm waiting for the back lash over the upcoming Neuralink mandate.

    Glad I saved my outrage and didn't waste it on the vaccine mandate.
     
    #30 VooDooPope, Jan 25, 2022
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    The trick is to market the base model of Neurallink at 15k a pop.

    You create and hint at scarcity, people will line up in stores, pitch up tents and bring their smelly infants to Live the Experience.

    I mean vaccines are technically scarce, so scarce people around the world haven't taken their second dose and want to.

    It's just that Commy Joe decided to make it close to free to get and while there were lines, you had to wait with the rabble.

    The rabble! So insulting that they're lucky my mask was on to hide the displeasure...
     
  12. tinman

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    Cyborg 4 life!
     
  13. Rocket River

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    This shall prove intriguing.
    As with Laws
    The idea is not WHAT GOOD CAN IT DO . . .but rather WHAT EVIL CAN IT PREVENT

    This could prove to be a far more problematic issue in the long run.

    Makes me think of the movie UPGRADE

    Rocket River
     
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    Except for the plloliticians that made the tax breaks for green technology, provided the infrastructure for the roads shopping, docks, airports, federal aviation standards that make delivery of the parts to make Elon's products and for the politicians that also provided for education for the workers and employees that make it all possible.

    Those politicians are of course good. But suckas with no actual knowledge of how business and society work will just badmouth all of them.
    @NewRoxFan
    @tinman
     
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  16. tinman

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    Elon will make the paralyze walk again
    Make the mute talk
    And make even dumb Bernie supporters smart with
    Brain implants

    Elon world
     
  17. Os Trigonum

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    deserves its own thread
     

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