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[Rockets cuisine] Hot Dog with Mac n Cheese, bacon, froot loops

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by daywalker02, Jan 8, 2022.

  1. daywalker02

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    https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/33015668/houston-rockets-unveil-hot-dog-bacon-mac-cheese-cereal
     
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    yeah, that’s a hell nah from me

    that’s 1 of those “I’m high and hungry, lemme go see what we got in the fridge” type of concoctions

    that’s a full on fat boy meal

    bread probably mad dry and stale too
     
  3. clos4life

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    Did they hire Burger King's culinary chef? Fruit loops? Wtf?
     
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    smh potato chips would've been fine but fruit loops, cmon man
     
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    I've done that but with cream cheese and flaming hot cheetos (no Mac and cheese)
     
  6. DreamShook

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    Sweet and savory is an unbeatable combo. Froot loops is nothing but sugar with more texture.

    I would ask for a bite.

    I'm all for tasting these crazy carnival-type foods once.
     
  7. Dobbizzle

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    Rockets food is same tier as their defense apparently hahaha.
     
  8. ElPigto

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    Even in my most desperate times as a poor college student, I didn't do stupid **** like add lucky charms to my ramen because it's all I had to combine together.
     
  9. Reeko

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    Whoever’s in the test kitchen coming up with this is trolling

    Let’s have a hotdog, top it with some wack and cheese, some stiff rigor mortis bacon, and then u know what will really make it a banger? Sprinkle in some fruit loops, and then serve that to the public
     
  10. Rock Block

    Rock Block Sorta here sometimes
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    Hell, I might take a bite of the dog but I'd stick with the tacos.
     
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    Mac n' cheese and fruit loops are like the Wood and Theis two-big line-up, they're not meant to be served together.
     
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    Small wonder the world's best cardiac and vascular surgery tech developed here.
     
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    Trio Beef™
     
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    The best bit of the advert is the "it'll surprise you!" I'm sure projectile vomit surprises most people to be honest haha.
     
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    Ha that’s what my wife says when she only half kidding about wanting to be plowed by me and my two 300 lb friends.

    “Ohh it’s theTrio Beef.”
     
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    Tillboy wont stop until the obesity rate hits 100%.


    Bruh
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    Classic Landry’s…filth, from the food on up. This organization is rotten and our only hope is if Jalen and other young players can win despite ownership. I don’t see it happening unless they really get lucky in the draft.
     
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    reported.
     
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