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November is the start of the Clutchfans Caroling time of year!

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by don grahamleone, Nov 4, 2021.

  1. don grahamleone

    don grahamleone Member

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    Just thought I'd share my carol with all of you lovely positive people on here! Never change, Clutchfans!

    Winning --> negative posting
    Losing --> negative posting
    Change --> negative posting
    Running it back? --> negative posting
    Rebuild --> negative posting
    Rookies, new coach, gm, owner, uniforms, the crowd, the food, the stadium... you name it! ----> NP
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    Here's my song for you out there bringing those special vibes! It's to the tune of the Most Wonderful Time of the Year!

    It's the worst negative site on the web
    With the fans ****ing yelling
    And everyone telling you all not to cheer
    It's the worst negative site on the web

    It's the least-happiest season of all
    With those game day thread greetings and gay player beatings
    When "fans" come to call
    It's the least-happiest season of all

    There'll be much bashing and boasting
    All poster are roasting
    And haters are out of control
    There'll be Harden's ghost stories
    Then tales of lost glories of
    Seasons so long, long ago
    It's the most negative site on the web

    There'll be much goal post towing
    No hearts will be glowing
    When game time is near
    It's the least positive site on the web

    There'll be much bashing and boasting
    All poster are roasting
    And haters are out of control
    There'll be Chris Paul ghost stories
    Then tales of lost glories of
    Seasons so long, long ago
    It's the most negative site in all of sports!

    There'll be much goal post towing
    No hearts will be glowing
    When game time is near
    It's the most negative time
    Yes the most negative time
    Oh the worst most negative time
    On the web!
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    Don't worry, Rockets players! Real fans are like Rick Astley... we're never gonna give you up or let you down, never gonna run around or desert you. And if you have a Clutchfans Carol to add, please do! I'd love to read it! Also feel free to add meme decorations, but under no circumstances are you to: discuss.
     
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  2. don grahamleone

    don grahamleone Member

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    Sing along if you'd like!
     
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    I hate you for getting that song stuck in my mind, so early before XMas <- NP
     
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    deserves its own thread
     
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    Bah Humbug

    Which is a compliment here on Clutchfans
     
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    Love it, lol.
     
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    i keep my xmas decorations up well into february
     
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  10. Hank McDowell

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    I never ever take mine down. Been up for 4 years now. I just love Christmas.
     
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    ♫ Please sell, please sell, please sell U ****
    Im finna swing just please sell the team
    U a hoe and you blow a sh*t ton
    God just stop before you run away Sengun
    Please sell, please sell, please sell u ****
    It’s about to go dine in the htine
    We’ll be Dancin' and prancin' 4 a sell I swear
    Both you and McNair
    What a bright time, it's the right time
    To run this **** away
    So please sell time it’ll be a swell time
    For this team to be gliding with U out the way
    Giddy-up Tilman, pick up ur feet
    Punch in the clock
    Jacked t*** n balls tingle when U move those feet
    Oh please sell
    Oh please sell
    Oh please sell, U **** ♫



    If it looks low effort it’s because it is. Please enjoy
     
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    On the 16th day of season
    My true team gave to me
    Our second win of the sea-son
     
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    Since this is a Scrooge site, are we going to be visited by ghosts of CF past?
     
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  14. don grahamleone

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    I can’t wait to continue this if it works out.
     
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