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Halloween is ruined!

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout: Debate & Discussion' started by VanityHalfBlack, Oct 15, 2021.

  1. Jugdish

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    And a long form birth certificate if you don't want to get shot on sight for stealin.
     
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    No, communism (as historically practiced) would be

    1. We are now making one kind of glorious candy for the next 5 years
    2. You will like this candy, or we will know about it
    3. At your leisure, you may stand in line for your weekly candy ration, assuming that your local ration store has any
    4. If not, would you like some crackers?
    5. Pay no attention to all of the capitalist candy that we, your leaders (but yet equals!) import for ourselves
    6. If you've read this far, prepare to be arrested.
     
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  4. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    Let me get this straight.

    This guy is trying to convince little kids to not go door to door to get candy and praise?

    His argument is also that kids eat candy to get full? How many 5yos wouldn’t eat candy until they were sick if given the chance?
     
  5. ThatBoyNick

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    https://www.fox5atlanta.com/news/te...7-year-old-for-trick-or-treating-outside-her-

    Spooky!

    If only there were enough good kids with guns to counteract the villains.
     
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    You do the crime you do the time.
     
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    Damn...are they really going to enforce this?
     

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