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[Deserves it’s own thread] Chandler Parsons named his new child Rocket!

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by TheRealist137, Nov 1, 2021.

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  1. TheRealist137

    TheRealist137 Member

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    Parsons is now a dad and his daughter's name is Rocket Rose Parsons
    bring him home?
     
    #1 TheRealist137, Nov 1, 2021
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    Surprised he didn't name her Cuban
     
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    or Keepgettinthemchecks
     
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    I really thought this guy could be an all-star. Looking at his career stats, his peak ended up being his last season in Houston. Sure made a hell of a lot of money rolling down the hill, though.
     
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    Next kid will be Maverick.
     
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    Williamson JOSH CHRISTOPHER ONLY FAN

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    Yeah. I think it was a combination of injuries + losing his motivation after he got paid. Some guys have a drive to be the best - others just want to get paid.
     
    #7 Williamson, Nov 1, 2021
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    Tilman needs to get on this asap, that name is copyrighted.....
     
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    I was just about to say that. Or Maverick

    edited: I see you @D-rock
     
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  10. sirjesse

    sirjesse The Udoker has spoken!
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    I heard he named his bank account Cuban.
     
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    If that's the case I fear for the 3rd one.
     
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    Big whoop, Stockton’s pasty butt names his kid Houston…I guess city full of sexually oppressed racist fans doesn’t have the same ring to it as Houston does…
     
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    Good lord, why would you make a mockery of your child like that?!
     
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    Should have named his kid "Tilman"
     
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    Or Insta.....
     
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    Too bad he never played for the Pelicans.
     
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    I remeber when people were screaming on me on twitter for saying that Ariza was better and we dodged a bullet LMAO Good times.
     
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    How about the Nuggets?
     
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    The contract Memphis gave him is genuinely one of the most absurd deals I have ever seen
     
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    I am pleased to pre-announce the eventual birth of ny next child - Credit Karma MONEY
     
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