I'm probably in the minority (rimshot), but I'm not a fan of huge artificial breasts. Since summertime is here there are a lot of women going without bras with the tanktops, and breasts are poking out all over the place. I would like to compliment women that may not be as big as others for whatever reason, and I think the men of CC.NET should follow suit. How do we compliment women on their breasts without offending them?
I'm not usually offended when someone compliments my breasts. I only get offended if they start talking about what they want to do with them...unless the guy is totally hot and I've been lusting after him for a while. Anyhoo, the people at my soon-to-be-former place of employment seem quite fixated on the topic of breasts...there's one woman (yes, woman) I work with who is totally fascinated with them....she's totally flat, so she just dreams she has anyone elses. I'd say there's at least one breast conversation a week...and it's usually on Friday when I tend to show mine off a little more. As long as they're not talked about in a sexual way, you have a smaller chance of getting slapped. It's usually best only to compliment women you know well, and preferably while in a group setting with others you know well.
"Excuse me, ma’am. As your mammary glands are not unpleasant to my eyes, they evoke the proper masculine response needed for procreation. I sincerely hope I have not offended you with my rather frank observation. Suck me, beautiful."
sounds like a topic for your segment on 610.. amfootball.. good posts the past two days. Must have posted more in those days than any time in the past
"Pardon me for staring. I find your curves to be extremely appealing." Then turn to the other breast and say, "You too."
Thanks! I quit my horrid, low paying job the other day so I'm finally happy! My posts will probably go back to once a month after I start my new job next week and become miserable in that job as well....
i smell a poll question I'm with you man, give me natural anyday over fake (and twice on Sunday, please?)
I'm with AM on this one. As long as you're not a complete ******* about it, I'm cool with the compliment. I've gotten used to the assholic remarks of some jerks who care less about me than my boobs. I may not slap you if you are a jerk about it, but I'm a whole lot more receptive to nice, well-intentioned compliments.
how about your torso is very different to that of Tori Spelling or if that is too complicated Nice Rack
Eh, just a handful is good. Too much is bad because of gravity and back problems. They can't be as active.
