1. Welcome! Please take a few seconds to create your free account to post threads, make some friends, remove a few ads while surfing and much more. ClutchFans has been bringing fans together to talk Houston Sports since 1996. Join us!

Onion Ring Shortage -- WTF

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by VooDooPope, Oct 4, 2021.

  1. VooDooPope

    VooDooPope Love > Hate

    Joined:
    Oct 11, 1999
    Messages:
    9,242
    Likes Received:
    4,750
    I don't know if this is isolated to NM (and far west texas) but over the past 3 weeks I've found that anyone who uses those "panko" style onion rings no longer have any. Must be a supplier issue.

    My independent research found found 2 Sonics in West Texas out, the Sonic in Ruidoso NM Out, Blakes Lotta burger in Alamogordo out, Blakes Lotta burger in Socoro out. and Hall of Flame Burger in Ruidoso is also out. What do they have in common... they all sell those crusted onion rings.

    Why or how has the supply chain of cheap, mediocre Onion Rings been disrupted across the south west?
     
  2. steddinotayto

    steddinotayto Member

    Joined:
    Aug 10, 2001
    Messages:
    19,116
    Likes Received:
    20,870
    I blame it on the French Fry Mafia and the Tator Tot Syndicate. They've banded together to snuff out their competition.
     
    gatsby, clos4life, Yung-T and 10 others like this.
  3. TimDuncanDonaut

    Joined:
    Feb 20, 2009
    Messages:
    15,239
    Likes Received:
    36,376
    No onion rings?

    Humanity is doooooooooooooommmed.
     
  4. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

    Joined:
    Sep 29, 1999
    Messages:
    12,756
    Likes Received:
    9,402
    Oregon has rings. We also have water, lesbians and pot.

    What's that Belinda Carlisle lyrics about heaven on earth???
     
  5. Buck Turgidson

    Joined:
    Feb 14, 2002
    Messages:
    100,257
    Likes Received:
    102,339
    This!!!
     
    VooDooPope likes this.
  6. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
    Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Jun 18, 2003
    Messages:
    36,811
    Likes Received:
    35,663
  7. Dr of Dunk

    Dr of Dunk Clutch Crew

    Joined:
    Aug 27, 1999
    Messages:
    46,615
    Likes Received:
    33,599
    lol. There's a supply chain issue in a lot of things. Yes, onion rings are on the list. I've been reading people on reddit screaming about onion ring shortages around the nation for a few months. :D
     
    Yung-T likes this.
  8. Deckard

    Deckard Blade Runner
    Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Mar 28, 2002
    Messages:
    57,776
    Likes Received:
    41,195
    The French - mon Dieu!

    They are angry about Australia dumping the dozen French designed diesel/electric attack submarines, based on the French nuclear attack boats and to be built in Australia at a cost of tens of billions of dollars, for 8 or more actual nuclear attack submarines based on either the American Virginia class boats (subs are called boats - don't ask me why) or the new Astute class attack boats being built by the UK. They are to be built in Oz, with significant aspects of the subs to be purchased from the US and the UK. France has been completely cut out of the deal, which came as a complete surprise to them.

    The boats will cost billions more than the French design and take years longer to build, but will be far more powerful and sure to give China a real headache. The 3 nations also signed a mutual defense agreement in the process that further binds them together in case of a conflict with, presumably, China. To add more pain to the French psyche, the Aussies are talking to the US about leasing some nuclear attack boats in the interim, so that they can become familiar with operating them, and China can become familiar with worrying about them.

    Naturally, the French have retaliated . . . with onion rings.
     
  9. ATXNekko

    ATXNekko Member

    Joined:
    Jul 6, 2010
    Messages:
    331
    Likes Received:
    359
    Freedom Fries have won the battle of attrition that has consumed the last 50 years of the restaurant wars. A complete blind side of the Onion Ring that has sent Curly Fries and Tater Tots into negotiating terms for their surrender and hopefully some resemblance of peaceful coexistence.

    Word on the street has Nachos and Grits forming an alliance to stop the Freedom Fries advance.
     
  10. VooDooPope

    VooDooPope Love > Hate

    Joined:
    Oct 11, 1999
    Messages:
    9,242
    Likes Received:
    4,750
    I knew this was serious!
     
    Deckard and boomboom like this.
  11. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
    Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Jun 18, 2003
    Messages:
    36,811
    Likes Received:
    35,663
    Sams doesn't have the cheese I need half the time. Calamity!
     
  12. Buck Turgidson

    Joined:
    Feb 14, 2002
    Messages:
    100,257
    Likes Received:
    102,339
    It is a complete and total pain in the ass to make "homemade" rings. Not kidding, it's a serious production. My brother just told me that back in his bistro in Sonoma they had 1 person who started first thing in the morning and all she did was prep onions (peel, slice, buttermilk soak, rack dry, flour/starch dust, dry again, beer batter, panko, fry). Her other job later in the day was to clean the 17 dishes used to prep the onions that morning and afternoon. No lie. They sold lots of rings, and we made them a couple of times for ranch-style fish fry day. Best I've ever had. You have to be dedicated to the ring and love the people you're cooking them for.

    Most everybody gets their Individually Quick Frozen, ready to fry, stuff from Asia. As we all know, there are supply chain issues with everything coming from Asia...thus No Rings For You!
     
  13. Roscoe Arbuckle

    Joined:
    Aug 15, 2014
    Messages:
    5,285
    Likes Received:
    2,957
    Watched this. Looks pretty easy to me.

     
    napalm06, ramotadab and VooDooPope like this.
  14. PhiSlammaJamma

    Joined:
    Aug 29, 1999
    Messages:
    29,905
    Likes Received:
    8,007
    There's no crying during an onion ring shortage.
     
  15. Rashmon

    Rashmon Member

    Joined:
    Jun 2, 2000
    Messages:
    21,164
    Likes Received:
    18,151
    I can FedEx you a box of panko bread crumbs...but it'll cost you.
     
    VooDooPope and Deckard like this.
  16. Dr of Dunk

    Dr of Dunk Clutch Crew

    Joined:
    Aug 27, 1999
    Messages:
    46,615
    Likes Received:
    33,599
    That's why you buy twice as much the other half.

    DO YOU EVEN MATH?!
     
  17. TimDuncanDonaut

    Joined:
    Feb 20, 2009
    Messages:
    15,239
    Likes Received:
    36,376
    [​IMG]
     
    clos4life, boomboom and No Worries like this.
  18. VooDooPope

    VooDooPope Love > Hate

    Joined:
    Oct 11, 1999
    Messages:
    9,242
    Likes Received:
    4,750
    yesterday driving from El Paso to Austin my girlfriends son wanted a burger so we stopped in to Carl's Jr. I saw Onion Rings on the menu and ordered some figuring I would get the same "sold out" response. To my surprise they had some. Not surprisingly the were horrible. The worst onion rings I've ever had. completely flavorless. I threw them out after trying 3. I've never eaten carls jr before but based on those rings I never will again.
     
  19. steddinotayto

    steddinotayto Member

    Joined:
    Aug 10, 2001
    Messages:
    19,116
    Likes Received:
    20,870

    Best onion rings from a fast food joint is still Whataburger.
     
    VooDooPope likes this.
  20. Buck Turgidson

    Joined:
    Feb 14, 2002
    Messages:
    100,257
    Likes Received:
    102,339
    I've never been to a Carl's Jr/Hardees...their burgers look good on TV
     
    VooDooPope likes this.

Share This Page