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  1. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"

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    Lago Marque?
     
    #21 B-Bob, Jul 2, 2021
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  2. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Contributing Member

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    A behind the scenes tell all documentary about the making of Ultimate Slip 'N Slide would be exciting.
     
    #22 KingCheetah, Jul 2, 2021
  3. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"

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    “the pressure is on” :D

    The all new shart and slide!
     
    #23 B-Bob, Jul 2, 2021
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  4. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Contributing Member

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    #24 KingCheetah, Jul 2, 2021
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    I'm glad somebody caught that.
     
    #25 Buck Turgidson, Jul 2, 2021
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    [​IMG]
     
    #26 TimDuncanDonaut, Jul 3, 2021
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  7. ThatBoyNick

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    Oh yeah baby

    Dan Crenshaw’s Campaign Dropped At Least $144,000 On ‘Epic’ Lagoon Party With Drones And Blink-182 Tribute Band
    https://www.forbes.com/sites/zachev...s-and-blink-182-tribute-band/?sh=7b9500806379
     
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  8. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Contributing Member

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    SMH
     
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  9. ThatBoyNick

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    Willie Nelson was busy so gritty Texas Dan got his fans the next best thing
     
    #29 ThatBoyNick, Jul 23, 2021
  10. CCorn

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    Did wittle Dan go into the deep end?
     
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  11. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    Me (Changing subject): So... you do anything fun this Summer?
    Other Person: Yeah, we went to this big manmade lagoon
    Me: Oh nice, where at?
    Other Person: Uh...Texas City
    Me: What? Really? I didn't know there was a water park in Texas City
    Other Person: Well, it's not really a water park. It's a lagoon.
    Me: Ok, so what can you do there?
    Other Person: It's sort of like a beach, you can drink and the kids can swim
    Me: Ok...where exactly is it?
    Other Person: Uh, Lago Mar
    Me: What's that?
    Other Person: It's by the Buccees.
    Me: ....do you mean the big 'upscale' suburb on 45 where the homeowners are suing the builders for numerous issues?
    Other Person: ...yeah, that's it
    Me: Is that where you live?
    Other Person: Oh, no. I live in Kingwood.
    Me: So you took your family to a suburb pool in Texas City
    Other Person: No, it's, you know, a lagoon with a beach and stuff. And I think it's technically La Marque.
    Me: So you drove an hour south on 45 to go to a fake beach pool in La Marque 15 minutes from Galveston
    Other Person: Yeah, but Galveston, you know, has dirty water and seaweed and...other stuff. This place has crystal clear water!
    Me: So a big pee pool is preferable...
    Other Person: Yeah, big special event too, Dan Crenshaw threw a party and Blink 182....well, a Blink 182 tribute band was there!
    Me: oh....oh, ok..how much was it?
    Other Person: Oh, only a $5,000 campaign contribution! Kids had a great time, my wife got drunk again but these guys helped her to the bathroom at their house and I got to meet Dan! We had a GREAT talk about how Trump is going to take back the Whi...
    Me: Cool, man! Hey, I gotta run, stuff and junk!
    Other Person: Ok, I'll call you about the Amway stuff I told you about next week! It's a no-brainer!


     
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  12. KingCheetah

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    Thank you for the journey.
     
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    Platforms hovering above water please.
     
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    Ah the renowned Methgators.
     
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  15. KingCheetah

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    Do not mock ALLIGATOR METH MAN.
     
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    Did other person ride the electric ferry? Asking for a friend.
     
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    That sounds . . . turgid.
     
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    It’s hard enough for a HOA to keep a pool clean, how is it going to keep a beach clean?

    Whether it’s wildlife, debris, etc., it’s not going to look pristine like a sales video.

    Want a beach? Visit a beach.
     
    #38 Smokey, Jul 24, 2021
  19. CCorn

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    This is the biggest thing to happen to texas city since it blew up.

    Stop being jerks
     
    #39 CCorn, Jul 24, 2021
  20. donkeypunch

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    Maybe it needs to blow up again?
     
    #40 donkeypunch, Jul 24, 2021
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