[Marvel Movie] Black Widow

52 years old and tight hamstrings? Catch that chick? The only thing I can catch these days is Covid. And I hope I don't.

 

Rachel Weisz makes my bollocks tingle even with a Russian accent.

 

Spoiler: Spoilers for Black Widow

That was General “Thunderbolt” Ross with the government. This movie takes place after Civil War when they all go on the run because they wouldn't sign those sokovia accords.

Natasha never resolved the issue, she was never at the location Ross was at, she's a super spy and all. She was still on the run during this solo movie and after the movie ended.

She went to rescue the people that were on the Raft prison. Hawkeye, Wanda, Falcon, and Antman. I assume she piloted the jet that got Captain America on the Raft to break everyone out at the end of Civil War. Also remember that Jet at the end of Black Widow (and her new blonde hair) was in Infinity war when Cap, Falcon and Natasha came to save Wanda and Vision

 

Widow should kill Ross' daughter too since he keeps nagging everyone.

 

Fun fact: Emily Blunt was supposed to originally play the role in Iron Man 2 but dropped out due tl schedule conflicts

 

I watched The Constant Gardener recently and her character is amazing -- she steals every scene and the entire movie actually. She's 51 now -- talk about good genes.

 

Whatever she is doing agrees with her...

She captured my heart in the great American classic- The Mummy.

 

The guy from stranger things gave my buttocks tingles too. Or whatever y’all said.

 

I hope you meant to type gal from Stranger Thangz -- A true classic.

 

I will never forgive Rachel Weisz for not coming back for the other Mummy movies. what a travesty..

 

Negative

 

Eh, it was ok. I didn't love it but didn't hate it. The trailers that preceded the movie were awful though.

 

Worth 30 bucks or just save that for booze and watch in October for free?

 

I binge watched the MCU over lock down after having despised comic movies for years and it’s over-saturation. Ended up liking a lot of it more than I thought.

However if it’s not on D+ I sort of refuse to pay to go out of my way for it. There’s a couple spider man movies not on it for some reason. I guess since there’s nothing coming out that hinges on spoilers from it I’ll wait.

 

all of them!? Well, I guess we were all locked down for 1.5 years..

 

Some of the movies took almost 4 days each to get through and missed a lot of some of them like Dr strange. It wasn’t Game of Thrones level commitment but felt pretty close.

 

I thought it was enjoyable. Wasn't too deep but it's a good setup for the next Black Widow. Would have been better if it came out right after civil war.