We got our first bidet in 2018 and holy smokes what a game changer. During the great TP shortage of 2020 we barely even noticed because our buttholes were so clean using 2 squares a pop. So far we've only installed some mid-to-cheapo range ones off amazon, but we will eventually get around to installing some top-end ones with heat, self-cleaning, etc, so we can have the ultimate pooping experience.
case in point, A Texas man’s trip to the bathroom turned into a nightmare after a snake allegedly slithered right out of his toilet,
I find it really hard to believe that you wouldn't feel cleaner using a bidet. Wiping your ass without a bidet is like washing your hands without water.
It would be like that if using the bidet meant scrubbing your anus while the water is shooting on it. But that's not happening. It's more like the washing your hands by only running water over them. Does it really clean? I'm not pretending like the toilet paper is getting you cleaner, I just didn't feel any cleaner because just squirting water over the surface of anything doesn't really clean it. But feel free to assume that me and my wife are lying, I guess.
There is a big difference between scrubbing hands that are wet, vs scrubbing hands that are dry. The same goes for the bunghole. Shooting highly pressurized water into your ass before wiping will obviously result in a much cleaner ass. The fact that you can't feel the difference is immaterial but hard to believe. I could shoot pressurized water on my fingers or my face or my foot before wiping and feel the difference in cleanliness. Why would it be any different with an *******?
If it's not removing poop, then either the angle is off or the pressure is too low. Or more likely both. With ours you barely have to turn it on and it feels like Poseidon is trying to clean out your intestines.
This is correct. @RunninRaven you probably need to spend more than $120. The BioBidet I have is MSRP $300 but got it for $200 on sale. Still the sale price on Costco: https://www.costco.com/Bio-Bidet-USPA-6800-Luxury-Bidet-Seat---.product.100015779.html
Believe me it wasn't a pressure problem. It had like 8 notches on it but even the first two felt like a fire hose. And the angle could be adjusted while sitting so if it felt like it wasn't quite right you could adjust. I think maybe it was mental. I never said it wasn't removing poop, just that I didn't feel any cleaner than before. And the drying off after used as much TP as wiping, so it wasn't really saving paper either.
If you don't 'feel' cleaner, that's one thing, but if you're wiping after a bidet and there's not significantly less uhh... stuff there, then it may be you just drop no-wipe turds already (congrats) and don't need a bidet.
