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Racoon eyed metrosexuals of cf what do you do puffy / baggy / raccoon eyes ?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by IBTL, May 6, 2021.

  1. IBTL

    IBTL Member

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    Oh hai clutchfans

    so some of you posted here when you were 11.
    I can tell.
    Well now you are coming into mid 30s...and others of you : eek are looking at 40s or higher!
    You are getting old! Fu**ck!!

    You waxed your eyebrows in the day and even had frosted tips.

    Well im with you and now the raccoon eyes are coming in. Yes too much pawdy pawdy ..its not the years its the mileage..

    Surely some of you are getting some bags under your eyes.

    Dennis miller thinks its more baggage under the eyes than lindsay lohan after an all night bender at the tumi outlet.

    There seem to be 2 type of creams/solutions-

    One that is almost like a coverup concealer.like eye makeup for dudes. Not opposed to this.

    The other is some sort of cream that is more healing i suppose. Also get this.
    What are the choices?

    I know the easy answer is "dont do drugs"

    What are you using? Anyone have a cream or go to that works? Yes I can google it and when i do there are tons..

    I see in 2021 there are many.

    I assume one of you old guys has a routine

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    thanks in advance
     
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  2. cheke64

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    get some sleep and stay shredded breh.
     
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  3. SuraGotMadHops

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    Eye Fuel from Kiehls
     
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  4. Astrodome

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    I have been eating 1 or 2 salads everyday and my dark circles have gone away. Mid 40s
     
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  5. The Captain

    The Captain ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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    No Band-Aids here. Stay healthy.
    • Adequate sleep
    • Allergy meds (if you have allergies)
    • Lots of water
    • Don't smoke
    I don't smoke anyway, but if I miss the first three, I look like I got punched in both eyes. It's amazing what a good night's sleep, some allergy meds and chugging water will do for your appearance.
     
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  6. Buck Turgidson

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    KingCheetah Atomic Playboy

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    Sandy Bullock uses a little Prep H under her eyes to remove puffiness.
     
  8. ryan_98

    ryan_98 Contributing Member
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    Anecdotal but I'm approaching 40 and am told that I look late 20s

    Suggestions:
    - Get as much sleep as possible.
    - Eat the best diet possible (lots of vegetables).
    - Drink more than enough water.
    - Exercise often... especially when you don't want to.
    - Avoid excess alcohol.
    - Remove unnecessary extraneous stressors.
    - smoke weed everyday.
     
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  9. TimDuncanDonaut

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    Restful sleep usually works best.

    Some of it is also genetics. Take dixie d'amelio, she's what 19, but has puffy eyes, can see because of certain Italian genes.

    Side note: the pic in the opening post looks like christian bale from american psycho. Great movie.
     
  10. The Captain

    The Captain ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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    Good ones.

    Reminded me that excess drinking can give you big bags under your eyes as well. I haven't had alcohol in over a year so I forget that one, but looking at some pictures from before that, I could tell when I had some drinks the day before.
     
  11. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Atomic Playboy

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    Also do the opposite of everything suggested and just have amazing genes.
     
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  12. The Captain

    The Captain ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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    Truth.

    Signed, this b*stard

    [​IMG]
     
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  13. Buck Turgidson

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    Not today. Just checked.
     
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  14. Buck Turgidson

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    She's every bit as cute in person as she is in the movies.
     
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    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    This is about this...right?

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    I can't be bothered with such trivialities as I've gracefully entered my Clooney years.
     
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    I'd like to be one of your other 10 guys when you decide to go raid Lake Charles or Oklahoma.
     
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    TWS1986 SPX '05, UH' 19

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    It's like being a sexual chocolate @IBTL
     
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