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What kind of automobile are you?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by The Captain, Apr 26, 2021.

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What kind of automobile are you?

  1. Nondescript sedan/SUV/truck. Functional, blends in with the crowd, doesn't break pack rules.

    10 vote(s)
    33.3%
  2. Cadillac. Cruising through life, consuming lots of fuel, not giving a F.

    3 vote(s)
    10.0%
  3. Luxury car. Gotta look good, regardless of debt.

    1 vote(s)
    3.3%
  4. Van, Functional and I can put **** or many children in it.

    1 vote(s)
    3.3%
  5. Convertible. I'm old and am reliving my wonder years now that I have money.

    1 vote(s)
    3.3%
  6. Beat up old truck/SUV. Gets the job done, doesn't give a F.

    8 vote(s)
    26.7%
  7. Beat up old hooptie. Hard to start, keeps going despite multiple warning lights and bells..

    2 vote(s)
    6.7%
  8. Muscle Car/Jacked Up Truck. 'Murica, this is my left lane, **** yeah!

    2 vote(s)
    6.7%
  9. Import Racer. The night is my home. (Techno Music thumps)

    1 vote(s)
    3.3%
  10. Station Wagon. How did I get here? I'm scared, dear.

    1 vote(s)
    3.3%
  1. The Captain

    The Captain ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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    What kind of automobile are you?
     
  2. rocketsjudoka

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    Is this one of those "if you were a car?" job interview questions?

    I like to think I'm a nondescript SUV that get's the job done but I'm getting closer to being a beat up hooptie with warning lights.
     
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    Mercury Cougar

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    KingCheetah Atomic Playboy

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    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"

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    durango 95
     
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    Was in love with everything Cougar and wanted this car when in high school liked the older ones better.


    Don't laugh I was driving a 74 Thunderbird that my grandmother gave me.

    It was definitely not this nice but it was called the mothership, looking back it was kinda me a big sporty looking car.

    Still like the big 2 door coupe look.
     
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    VooDooPope Love > Hate

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    How I view myself...

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    Reality...

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    Helicopter joke
     
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    hot bebe included

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    Grandpa's automobile
     
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    A Ford Pinto

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    True story...my first experience with hard liquor as a teen was drinking way too many shots of Wild Turkey, not feeling it right away so I did more, and then I got slammed. I basically destroyed everything in my path leaving friend’s upstairs room. I fell down the stairs and completely sunk back first into the wall making a big dent. I then fell fist first through a back door window smashing it. I then ended up in the back of the Pinto where the hatchback is as my friend drove around like a madman. I basically threw up like crazy after the car stopped. Yikes!
     
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  17. The Captain

    The Captain ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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    The good old 1970s. Where men drank like men and everyone was stick thin and hairy.

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    What's Ron Jeremy's automobile equivalent?
     
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    KingCheetah Atomic Playboy

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    A Tom Sellecka.
     
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    I asked my wife this question about me....

    She said I am like a 20 year old Lamborghini Diablo.

    Back in my prime I was just about the shinny and sexiest thing on the road..... but now I haven't been properly serviced, I tend to break down on anything longer than a joy ride and my upkeep really questions whether the car is even worth all the hassle.

    Thanks
     
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