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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by The Captain, Apr 22, 2021.

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  1. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    Based on my current geographical location, I can assure you that if @heypartner is in Portland, other than being a lumberjack (which might one in the same as owning a Subaru), having a Subaru is the manliest thing you can do.
     
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  2. heypartner

    heypartner Member

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    Colorado
     
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  3. Pole

    Pole Lies, damn lies, stats, and peer reviewed studies
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    Sheetrock
     
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  4. thegary

    thegary Member

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    I can do everything mentioned in this thread 10X.
    MAN
     
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  5. Pole

    Pole Lies, damn lies, stats, and peer reviewed studies
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    Alright buddy............I can DO sheetrock, but I'm slow, and the end result never quite looks like a pro did it. And as for the list from the first page, I'm not certain a man made that list. And I kinda suck at golf..........but I bet I have more tools than you.
     
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    Phillyrocket Member

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    No find the clitoris?
     
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  8. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    They totally left off...the reach-around, one-handed bra undoing.

    That's serious man skill there.
     
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    I'm listening.
     
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    Ottomaton Member
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    As opposed to fixed, immoble water?
     
    #30 Ottomaton, Apr 22, 2021
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    Since we are including music...

     
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  13. Os Trigonum

    Os Trigonum Okogie Only Fan
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    don't like heights, so cleaning the gutters 25' up is something I hire someone else to do
     
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    KingCheetah Atomic Playboy

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    Post on internet.
     
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    Or photochop
     
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    Os Trigonum Okogie Only Fan
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    this also rules me out for hunting out of most treestands
     
    #36 Os Trigonum, Apr 22, 2021
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    I'm not mechanically inclined whatsoever.
     
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  18. Invisible Fan

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    I just slap on some Old Spice and wing it.
     
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    rockbox Around before clutchcity.com

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    Can do all well except for free diving. Don't hold my breath for very long. However, I can hit a human size target with a rifle at 1000 yards pretty easily and I load my own ammo.
     
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  20. The Captain

    The Captain ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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    Iron sights?
     
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