[Official] Texans Off-Season

Is that you Seth?

 

Going to take the under on this one. I don’t see how this team wins 5 games, even with Deshaun that would be iffy. Without him? I just don’t see it.

 

"Under" is a good bet since this team will be tanking Bigly.

 

Alex Smith just retired so that's out

 

The only question is who do we select with the 2022 first overall pick?

 

Shough, Howell, Rattler

 

Strong

 

Lol watch them introduce a lottery system next year

 

This betting site has them at 4.5 wins...

https://www.sportsbetting.ag/sportsbook/futures-and-props/nfl-team-wins

 

This can’t be real. The guy was a wide receiver coach for 2 years at a high school. I mean, that’s it, high school football is his complete background. What position could they have possibly hired him for?

 

Maybe Co-Executive Director of Football Operations.

 

Maybe he is really good at Madden?

or he is here to teach English? His two roles is passing game coordinator and English teacher.

 

Probably the guy who gets coffee for Caserio/ Culley.

 

Here's his official bio:

Coach Wallace is entering his second-year coaching receivers at Hewitt-Trussville and his first as Passing Game Coordinator. Coach Wallace graduated from the University of North Alabama in 2014 and will receive his master's degree from the University of Alabama in December.

Wallace played quarterback under coach Chip Lindsey and Ivan Denton at Colbert Heights High School from 2006-2009.

During the 2014 football season Coach Wallace was a member of the Florence Falcons coaching staff that led the Falcons to an 11-3 season and a trip to the state semi-finals. The following season he was hired at Hatton High School in Lawrence County, AL where he was promoted to offensive coordinator by head coach Denton Bowling.

After two seasons at Hatton, Wallace was hired by Bo Culver to coach receivers at Deshler High School. In Culver and Wallace's first year at the school the Tigers reached the playoffs and put together a seven-win season despite only winning two games the year prior.

After the successful year at Deshler the opportunity to join the Hewitt-Trussville staff became available and Coach Wallace accepted the offer to join a program that was getting national recognition.

Coach Wallace is married to his beautiful wife Madison who is a nurse at UAB. The couple has recently moved to the Trussville community.

 

The brunt of NFL jokes across the land...



Here's the backdrop:



After not naming Jalen Hurts the starting QB...

 

twitter headline "Believer that life is best lived serving."

Praise the lord!

 

Oh my, this is truly bad. By all means, let’s not serve others, it’s a horrible way to live our lives. Especially in the world of football!

 

"How to Serve Man"

 

Spencer Rattler