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Next week's injury report... today!

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Furious Jam, Apr 1, 2021.

  1. Furious Jam

    Furious Jam Member
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    Sun, April 4th - vs New Orleans Pelicans
    John Wall, out (knee)
    Jae'Sean Tate, out (arachnophobia)

    Mon, April 5th - vs Phoenix Suns
    D.J. Augustin, out (erectile dysfunction)
    Danuel House Jr., out (car wouldn't start)
    Kelly Olynyk, out (International Kelly Olynyk Day)

    Wed, April 7th - vs Dallas Mavericks
    Kevin Porter Jr., out (brain freeze)
    Ben McLemore, out (child support hearing)
    Anthony Lamb, out (Anthony Lambrosis)

    Fri, April 9th - @ Los Angeles Clippers
    Christian Wood, out (green apple splatters)
    Kenyon Martin Jr., out (double reverse colitis)
    Sterling Brown, out (temporal displacement)

    Sat, April 10th - @ Golden State Warriors
    Avery Bradley, out (existential dread)
    D.J. Wilson, out (Lion King audition [giraffe])
    John Wall, out (tetanus or tetris or whatever - we're tanking, okay?)
     
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  2. hajkov

    hajkov Consummate Member

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    Seems legit
     
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  3. El_Conquistador

    El_Conquistador King of the D&D, The Legend, #1 Ranking

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    I really only laugh at my own Premium Posts, lmanimal, and the occasional LHutz flashback, but I laughed at this. Congratulations!
     
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  4. Jontro

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    wen will we get

    tillmen fertitties, isded (thank jesus)
     
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  5. Chasing_Chase

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    Anthony Lambrosis - now that sounds scary!!
     
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    Your Source is legit!!!!
     
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  7. Sep11ie

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    D for effort
     
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  8. hajkov

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    But effort starts with an "E"
     
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  9. don grahamleone

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    Are you that same poster that put [Premium Post] in front of everything you posted then got booted by Clutch because you're a poster that lacks even 0.1% empathy?

    I think this was that person's avatar:
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    If you're the same person... you have no hope. If the story is bigger than that and you aren't them... sorry for my response. "[Premium Post]" triggers me. Those were dark times in CF.net history.
     
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    Temporal displacement? :eek::eek::D That's some sci-fi diagnosis, props.

    [​IMG]
     
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    As long as they lose enough to stay in the bottom three .... its all good with me.
     
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    Big if True.
     
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  14. rockets1995

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    Keith Jones is still the Trainer on the Rockets.

    Even with Tracy McGrady, Yao Ming, Chris Paul getting injured. Till now Keith Jones is still here.

    Baffles my mind. Shouldn't Keith Jones be doing Press Conference with the media, who is out and injured. It happens every game.

    Keith Jones is never going to get blamed. Ultimate Job Security since 1997 I think, Rudy Tomjanovich was the Coach till now.
     
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    Lol @ giraffe
     
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    I legit laughed. Good job OP. Should be a sports writer for the onion
     
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    Thanks for posting this. Will be very helpful for fantasy basketball lineups
     
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    Keith Jones should get a raise.
     
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