Tony buzbee filing lawsuit against Deshaun Watson? Hints at mistreating women

snapping out a small unauthorized (from your house!) personal towel...

would love to watch the progression of procedure, timing, which mini-towel etc. executions.

 

No judgement on the accusations, but for a guy who says he doesn't need the "fame" or attention, he spent most of that post talking about himself.

 

Substitute the f word with finger and this is likely what Watson’s game plan asking for a Brown town rubdown.

 

This is so fittingly a Texans phrase... I guess he has seen the Texans organization **** the fans in the ass so many times he wanted to make sure he was at least lubed.

 

Calvin wasn’t smeared... Calvin has done a lot of questionable things.

 

Well there are now 6 suits and all with an attorney that cares very much about his reputation and is very successful.

We will see how it plays out.

 

Guy is like the FattyFatBastard of lawyers.


Amirite?

 

Buzbee making a huge deal about the fact all 6 cases are seeking the bare minimum in damages for a court filing ($500) doesn't make me think it "isn't about the money", rather it makes me think these lawsuits are actually less credible. Most victims of an actual crime seek and need some form of restitution. This just feels like Buzbee is orchestrating a hit job.

Let's see the receipts.

 

Neither was Deshaun apparently...

"OIL MY ANUS!!!"

 

Deshaun hired Rusty Hardin. He's gonna be fine lol

 

Quarterbacks have significant experience handling towels. I can see Watson executing a very skillful sleight-of-hand to swap the masseuse's towel for his tiny penis blanket. Masseuse turns around and WHAM - she finds a special surprise!

 

Buzbee cares about his reputation? LMAO!

 

It doesn’t mean much one way or another. We will have to wait and see the evidence. I will say I find it very odd that Watson was flying women from across the country that he did not know but found on Instagram to give him massages.

 

He does. He is a self serving blowhard that wants constant attention because of his personality... but he also doesn’t want to lose cases or be exposed to mockery.

We will see how it plays out, I have no idea.

 

I know how it plays out. Buzbee gets his ass handed to him by Rusty and walks away with an undisclosed settlement that's probably just enough to cover his legal fees.

 

I wish I didn’t know this oiled anus thing about Deshaun. Too much information. Oiled Anus would be a pretty good name for a heavy metal band though.

 

Wait....the more oil for my anus was really said? By Deshaun?

 

It's in the 2nd suit docs..

 

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I don't think he has any intention of losing because I don't think he intends for these cases to reach judgment.

It's a low risk move on Buzbee's part. Generates a lot of publicity for himself, might get a big pay day.

What is the down side? Pulling the cases? Nobody will even notice if he does that provided he waits long enough.

Edit: Hell, even having the cases crapped on in court wouldn't be a big deal. It's a civil suit, after all.