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Shower thoughts.

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  1. heypartner

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    If you thought that through while in the shower, you're gay.
     
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    Rowing robots on a ship are just rowbots.
     
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    The irony of Captcha, where a machine asks you (a human) to prove you're not a robot.
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    What the **** is wrong with people who have dogs who keep biting people?
     
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    No joke, I give it wrong answers to **** up their ML algorithm if I have to do more than one of them.

    Those school children really is a stoplight.
     
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    Usually either too hot or too cold
     
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  9. TimDuncanDonaut

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    Can auto manufacturers agree (and add) more 'honks' sound files for drivers.

    1. Polite honk, check your situation honk.
    a) you left your coffee/grocery bag on top of your car.
    b) you forgot to close the gas flap (after getting gas)

    2. The I'm not honking at the car directly in front of me, but the car two positions in front.
     
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  10. heypartner

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    Did you have a squeaky toy in the shower with you for added audio effect
     
    #30 heypartner, Mar 16, 2021
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    Shower thought is a loose term that applies to the types of thoughts you might have while carrying out a routine task like showering, driving, or daydreaming. At their best, shower thoughts are universally relatable and find the amusing/interesting within the mundane.
     
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    Courtesy honks, yup that's it. Pretty cool he was able to rig it.
     
    #33 TimDuncanDonaut, Mar 16, 2021
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    "I should get a rubber ducky."
     
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    Work anxiety. All the **** I still have to do at work and that it's a wonder I haven't gotten fired yet. Because I'm the worst and it's just a matter of time until EVERYONE realizes I'm the worst.
     
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    Jazz suck.
     
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    You just know JVG's best ideas are from shower thoughts.

    Like this gem he used tonight:

    “You know what I think we should add to the stat sheet? Times complaining to the official. That should be like right after points. Instead of me thinking this team complains a lot, I would have a stat sheet running in the box score. I don’t know what you want to name it, times complaining TC or whining or whatever it is but let’s put it in the box score every night.”

    -- Shower Thoughts, by Jeff Van Gundy    ​
     
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    Troll post or serious?

    If serious sorry you're feeling that way man.
     
    #39 TWS1986, Mar 18, 2021
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    sure wish I had more water pressure
     
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