ClutchFans Game Thread: Hawks @ Rockets 3/16/2021

Hawks pretty good, if they had a top 10-20 star, be good team.

 

come on kj, that's a tech lol

 

Yeah Martin is a rotation piece.

 

We're getting blown out Ref; let him hang on the rim a bit after the dunk.

 

oladipo did something

 

They been fouling him all night and you give him a tech

 

Martin gets hacked about 5 plays in a row with zero calls. Then hangs on the rim for a second too long, and apparently that’s where the refs draw the line.

 

Dude I want a player to sock a Hawks player. They aren't getting literally any calls on the paint.

 

I think it’s a row of white plush recliners in a VIP section on the floor

 

Look it’s basketball movement wow. I remember that.

 

Stone call South Beach right now!!!

 

What I like most about this tank is that they don’t even leave u in suspense that they might pull out some meaningless win and hurt their tank standings. Rockets are very thoughtful getting these games over with so early that we can talk about post-game analysis and get to the jokes by the beginning of the 2nd quarter.

 

As we speak, the Rockets are rewriting the book on the tank. Great minds will study this for years.

 

I truly thought we’d win one for the Gipper tonight

 

Cade Coming to Houston is Big, so there is no doubt this season means nothing.

 

fake comeback

 

and Anne Hathaway gifs. don't forget about the Anne Hathaway gifs

 

lol. no you didn't

 

* Turns on game.
* Someone named Nathan Knight is busting our a--
* Turns off game.

 

this is the type of season u tell your grandkids about...when they start complaining about the team, tell them u actually had to witness the living embodiment of an abomination take place on the court every night