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  1. TimDuncanDonaut

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    Amusing things or genuine questions that come to you while in the shower or brushing teeth.

    What makes Handsome Squidward so handsome?

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    Taking longer than usual to rinse my hair, must have used too much shampoo.
     
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    *bodywash bottle empty*
    If I use this shampoo on the big venemous will it kill me?
     
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    Mostly just music in my head.

    Showers make me sing.
     
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    Why couldn’t I **** before the shower.
     
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    If you rent a donkey, mount it, and then head into the Grand Canyon. That's kinda dirty.
     
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    Not mine but...

    Why in the last supper, Jesus and his apostles all sat at one side of the table.
     
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    i can't be the only person committing genocide at every trip
     
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    Your soldiers, your call.
     
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    If I had x amount of money I would do this and that..
     
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    Dear Penthouse Forum,

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    THIS.
     
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    My showers are usually after I work out. So most times I'm thinking will I ever get significant relief from my neck pain? What bullshit will happen at work today? Then my thoughts turn to the shower is good and healing temporary relief. So even though I take quick showers, I try and savor them.
     
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    If male celebrities enter my dreams, does that mean I'm gay?
     
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    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    Enter your dreams? No.
    Enter you? Yes.
     
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    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    Confirmed: HeyP is gay.
     
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    To take a selfie
     
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