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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Roscoe Arbuckle, Mar 1, 2021.

  1. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    Just see if she'd be interested in prostate milking...

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  2. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    Girl's are into kinks now bro. If you don't have a kink you might as well be a neckbeard.
     
  3. Francis3422

    Francis3422 Member

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    Roscoe is gay?
     
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  4. Roscoe Arbuckle

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    Well, I am fabulous...
     
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    You're a brutal mother****er...
     
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    As long as it's not taking a dildo up the ass then yea I'm good with it...the game is the game...
     
  7. thegary

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    Just wanted to opine that there is a gulf between immaturity and being young at heart. Further, pedantry and humility reside on opposite sides of the galaxy...
     
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    Good to have you back, Fatty.
     
  9. Roscoe Arbuckle

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    I kid you not. I knew you'd like this. I'm still not boring. Lol.
     
  10. Buck Turgidson

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    "I SAID TACOS NOT TATOOS"
     
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  11. Buck Turgidson

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    How many dates did it take for you to let her put her finger in your ass?

    I'm guessing 2.
     
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    Did you think bisexual men never dated women? I'm confused. Aren't you an adult?
     
  13. Roscoe Arbuckle

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  14. Roscoe Arbuckle

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    How do I upload a video from FB? I'm an idiot.
     
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  15. Two Sandwiches

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    Is self-fellating considered ghey or bisexual?



    Not that anyone cares, just asking for a friend.
     
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  16. Buck Turgidson

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    No different than rubbing your own dick. If another dude does it for you though...
     
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  17. bobrek

    bobrek Politics belong in the D & D

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    Since you're limited to 6 MB when uploading a file, it is doubtful you can successfully upload one.

    So, on Facebook download the video to your device and then upload it to a YouTube account and then post the link.
     
  18. Francis3422

    Francis3422 Member

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    Does masturbating make you the ghey.
     
  19. Roscoe Arbuckle

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    I'm going to talk to one of my top girls. She's gorgeous but a mind game. I'm still loving seeing her again. Am I gay? Probably. I'm a sucker for a confident, gorgeous girl. Meh.

     
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    As your resident odds maker, the pertinent over/under totals are:

    DUI’s: 3.5

    Divorces: 3

    HIV+: 1:15

    Narcotic addiction: 1:2

    Estranged children: 1:2
     

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