Texans release JJ Watt

Joke is on them... Easterby is still joking jokes on stage here.

 

He was a wedding ring. That counts.

 

All he wanted was get out of Houston.

 

9ers get a ton of dudes back on defense, rams got better at QB, and if they keep Russell, the seahawks will at least be a 9 win team

 

I don't have faith in the 9ers getting better, especially with their current QB issue. They potentially have an elite defense but that offense looks suspect imo.

 

Valid point

 

Getting away from the AFC and the Chiefs was smart. I always thought Buffalo was best but I don't think JJ puts them over the Chiefs. The NFC is a lot more unpredictable.

 

Arizona?

 

It's really hard to describe how nice the ladies are in the Phoenix/Scottsdale/Tempe area. Kingsbury is FEASTING out there! I don't know what it is about that region that makes the ladies so nice. I mean, you go east and you run into a barren wasteland of women in New Mexico. You go south, and you have glorious Mexico, but definitely not the good part. You go North and you've got they hairy-legged no-makeups in Flagstaff. You go West and you have SoCal - definitely a prime spot -- but a long way west. I really think it has something to do with the sun and the warm weather encouraging the ladies to wear less clothes, which in turn causes them to try to look better. The ladies in colder climates just hide their problems under a lot of clothing. Can't do that in the desert. A winning recipe.

Bottom line: JJ's wife is the biggest loser in all of this, and I say that respectfully.

 

I'm not often right so I have to give myself some kudos.

If he was just ring chasing he would have signed somewhere a few days after the Texans released him. The longer this went on it was obvious he wasn't going to take a cheap deal.

 

There's a reason Traitor Whorehey here is an utter nobody in his chosen profession.

 

How dare he!!! He should have honored his contract!! LOL

 

what kind of hot take is this? Also, when did Easterby join the coaching staff?

 

i remember last year when the Cardinals were hot. they certainly fizzled.

it's a strange move from a pure team perspective.

but from the desire to maybe not be cold, be on an ok to potentially good team in a neat city, i get it.

I like AZ, Phoenix, Scottsdale, Flagstaff, proximity to California beaches.

I personally don't think the Cardinals make the playoffs next year though. For all the "hype" that's a tough division,

 

Houston Rockets ownership says "Hello!"

 

As someone who lives in AZ, there is definitely no shortage of attractive-looking women. It’s a melting pot (pun intended) for all of the semi-attractive girls from all of the podunk towns in the Midwest to come and step their game up. They get themselves on the “AZ hot girl” program- membership to a tanning salon, collagen injections, plethora of lululemon stretchy pants and then get to work on their IG game. After a while, they all look the same