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Meanwhile in Florida......

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by donkeypunch, Jun 13, 2019.

  1. Buck Turgidson

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  3. Buck Turgidson

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    Alabama Man is bringing it: https://www.al.com/news/2021/02/tee...acker-barrel-after-civil-war-reenactment.html

    Teen reunited with pet rooster lost at Alabama Cracker Barrel after Civil War reenactment

    Thank you, @Os Trigonum for bringing this to our attention in Unsorted
     
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    Check out this dip ****
     
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    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    Florida in a nutshell

     
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    What are the odds someone is filming a garbage truck doing typical garbage truck things just as this happens?
     
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    In this case 1 for 1.
     
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    Woman in wheelchair robs Jacksonville bank, arrested few blocks away.

    39-year-old Kenyeitta Gordon was arrested Monday on felony charges of strong arm robbery. According to the police report, Gordon entered the bank and approaches the teller counter. The report states that during an argument over her account, Gordon start to yell profanities at the teller and demanded money. She left in her motorized wheelchair.

    Gordon was later found off 1st Street West with a crack pipe. She is also facing charges with possessing drug paraphernalia.

    The report shows that she stole $100 from the bank.

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    **** YES Florida! Get some!

    I would just like to hit on the basics:

    disorderly conduct then

    bank robbery and

    fleeing the scene

    in a mobility scooter

    with a crack pipe
     
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    How does the meme go?

    What brings you to Florida?
    "I threw a dart at a map, and it landed in a trash can."
     
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    I've never seen a sentence with a higher "crazy density" than that one. So much going on there.
     
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    I'm still laughing.

    It's the most Miami thing since Tony Montana or Sonny Crockett.
     
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    You left out "with $100"

    From a bank robbery
     
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    Okay how dumb was that teller....she basically gave the woman 100’dollars to get rid of her, then called the cops on her...she wasn’t armed — or it would have been armed robbery, right? And she’s in a wheelchair...so just move out of the way...she can’t climb over the window or get through narrow areas...she’s in a gd wheelchair! Lol
     
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    She sounds very handy capable to me
     
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