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Meanwhile in Florida......

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by donkeypunch, Jun 13, 2019.

  1. The Captain

    The Captain ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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    JFC...that's a disease I never needed to know about.

    ....why do you know about it? Do you need help?
     
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  2. Buck Turgidson

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    Will not be googling that one
     
  3. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    Get Roman, brah
     
  4. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Atomic Playboy

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    There is no way you haven't seen these commercials about 50 times.
     
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  5. The Captain

    The Captain ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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    Well, son, that's targeted advertising you're being sent.

    And now I'm on the list, thanks.
     
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  6. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Atomic Playboy

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    Targeted to anyone watching sport ball on the television.
     
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  7. thegary

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    Listen here, b****
    I've got a hard dick with a curve
    That's all you deserve
    b**** you better go out and spread the word to your mama and your friends
     
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  8. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"

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    That escalated quickly... and to the side.
     
  9. The Captain

    The Captain ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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    [​IMG]
     
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  10. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Atomic Playboy

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    Krunked off 45° to starboard.

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  11. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    Jeesh...don't get bent out of shape.
     
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  12. No Worries

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    It is not the bend of the wand, it is the magic in it.
     
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  13. Buck Turgidson

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    Can't you see what your woman been doin to me?

     
  14. DonkeyMagic

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    This thread took an unexpected turn
     
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  15. Buck Turgidson

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    OK, talk to me then....?
     
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  17. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    ORLANDO, Fla. - A 40-year-old man who was allegedly blocking traffic in Orlando, Florida, by doing gymnastics in the road was caught on video on Tuesday, July 21, attempting to evade arrest by cartwheeling away from police.

     
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  19. STR8Thugg

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    That's a super aggressive arrest for doing gymnastics in a parking lot.
     
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  20. TimDuncanDonaut

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    Cops are scared of his balance and flexibility. Dude might break out a gymnastic routine.
     
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