The Man always trying to manipulate felines to keep them down. Pretty sure that's what Prince was thinking about when he wrote this song.
I've been watching Puppy Bowl since the second year. They gave the cats the half time show. What more needs to be done?
I did some more research on killer otters and learned that ducks can have foot long penises. https://www.vox.com/2015/2/23/8089019/horrible-animals
My brother and I use to love playing the old electric football game where the players moved around on little plastic bases on the field.
It's all racist. There. Argument settled. Let's go get ice cream. Specifically flavors people don't associate with skin color, as to be as non-racial as possible.