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[Movie] GODZILLA vs KONG

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Xerobull, Jul 3, 2018.

  1. TimDuncanDonaut

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    Godzilla v. Avengers

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    Godzilla v. Barkley




    Godzilla v. Toilet paper.

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  2. VanityHalfBlack

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    Yeah I think Kong is fighting Mecha and probably the real godzilla shows up for about 10 mins, lol. If they can give me 90 mins of monster action I'll be happy.
     
  3. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    May be a switcheroo: Kong fights skinsuit mecha to a draw, then sees the real Godzilla in act two, thinks it's the same Godzilla that attacked him, they fight, one loses definitively, then they team up to take on skin-battle-damaged Mecha & pals (because one isn't enough these days) in Act three.
     
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    That's about right .
     
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    Monkey soup!!!!!!
     
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    And monkey soup, though popular in Cantonese cuisine, are not often to be found in Washington D.C.
     
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    [FML]
     
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    [​IMG]

    Team Kong here.
     
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    [FML]
     
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    Fightin' Monkey Love
     
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    Joke all you want, but this is a clear case of [FML] and PETA should be contacted.
     
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    Kong has four opposable thumbs that's got to count for something. As far as myths go. Kong is created by an American filmmaker. Like Superman and Batman, American modern fables. Godzilla of Japanese origin, a creature born out of fear of radiation after the atomic bomb dropped in WII.
     
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    Kevin Durant weighs in.







     
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  16. Buck Turgidson

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    OK, real talk now

    Godzilla has: Scales, Nuke Breath, and a b****in' Tail

    Kong has: Brains, Agility, Monkey Strength...not one, not two but FOUR opposable thumbs (hat tip @TimDuncanDonaut)

    I'm still Team Kong.
     
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    Well KD, you don't want Zilla to dominate the fight because then that would be a boring movie or no movie at all. Why not just let Kong win this one? Just the one time? Have we already forgotten about Harambe? He died for this **** man. Come on.
     
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    Harambe was killed by a few cops -- imagine what a giant dinosaur with nuclear breath would do to a scaled up gorilla.
     
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    Then why are there no videos of dinosaurs yet lots of gorillas?

    Survival of the fittest.
     
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    @SamFisher
     
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