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Rate your Senator’s meat

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout: Debate & Discussion' started by Carl Herrera, Dec 24, 2020.

  1. peleincubus

    peleincubus Member

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    Only real Texans know: brisket should be bone-dry and covered with some Prego Marinara baked until it’s hard. Don’t let them tread on you, good sir!

    Quoted lol
     
  2. leroy

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    What a f***ing travesty that is. And to post it on social media as if it’s something a “Texan” should be proud of.

    Has Teddy Cruz posted his poutine pics yet?
     
  3. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    What has Cornyn done? The guy is the definition of a nothing person.
    DD
     
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  5. biina

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    Brisket cake or caked brisket?
     
  6. tmoney1101

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    Looks like some of that ole Tennessee bullshit.
     
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  8. rocketsjudoka

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    I just noted he wrote this is a family tradition. That means his family has been making that for who know how long
     
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  9. jo mama

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    hey, is that clint eastwood?
     
  10. bobrek

    bobrek Politics belong in the D & D

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    Calvin Klein
     
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    Guaranteed he would’ve lost his re-election had he posted that garbage prior to November.

    Whoever runs in 24 just needs to bring on Franklin as a surrogate and make Ted Cruz and Gregg Abbott excuse this monstrosity throughout the campaign.
     
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    John Cornyn's meat has Peyronie's Disease.
     
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  13. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    I’m in Texas, so....Steak at a strip club. Borderline sustenance you consume while completely distracted by lies.
     
  14. Rashmon

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    Word on the street is Cornyn puts beans in his Texas chili...
     
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    Like the spineless jellyfish he is, he's simultaneously blaming his wife and bragging about himself:

     
  16. CCorn

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    Don’t California my Texas.
     
  17. jiggyfly

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    I'd hate to see their potato salad?:eek:

    White folks, amirite?
     
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    Why can't those two incompetent liars we have as senators leave Texas the **** alone?
     
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    raisins in potato salad :eek:
     
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    LOL...now he’s copping all sorts of pleas for posting that bruised and battered brisket

    even my dog would be like

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    if I offered up that trash
     
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