[Shocker] Dan Crenshaw is too short to be President?

5'8 Little Big Man. The hats make them feel taller. Boots help too.

 

I see y'all are far too worried about Dan Crenshaw... even Republicans who would primary him aren't worried as much as y'all.

 

Why would Republicans be worried of him? He's a no mask no lockdown Trump boot licker. They love those types who put money over saving lives. It's the GOP way.

 

All hat no cattle

 

who is more worried? dems worried about cringeshaw or repugs worried about aoc / cuomo?

 

He's still taller than little Marco, right?

 

Thats just not reality. If Dan Crenshaw is the 2024 nominee that means Trump or Jr are not and that means our country is in a much better place as Trump will no longer be the cult leader wannabe dictator he is now.

I’m not worried whatsoever about Dan Crenshaw running. Not one bit. The more people that run on the Right that don’t want to destroy democracy and aren’t straight up criminals the better.

But yeah doesn’t change the fact that Crenshaw is sort of a joke at this point and is about as politically principled as Marco Rubio or Ted Cruz... which earns him the ridicule. When you don’t take yourself seriously and do the laughable things he’s done for notoriety, you can’t really ask folks like myself to take him seriously and not the joke that he and almost all of the Republicans are.

The reason why Trump beat people like Rubio, Cruz, and now Crenshaw is because nobody in the country takes them seriously and they are just a joke. If we have this much ridiculous material on Crenshaw already he doesn’t stand a chance running against Trump who will make him a laughing stock ON THE RIGHT in the primaries.

 

Nobody is worried about him we are laughing at him and his pint sized self.

 

Random fact - max height for cavalry in the 1880s was 5'8" because if you were bigger than that your weight would hurt the horses.

So in all those old Westerns, if you want to be 100% accurate, you should switch out John Wayne for the lollipop guild from Wizard of Oz.

 

Little man syndrome

 

Word on the street is that he is only half as myopic as he is short...

 

Actual cities vote for AOC . Not Klein, TX or whatever.

 

Lil' Eye Patch dropping his first single 3/28/21.

 

If you think he's a joke you're crazy. These threads dont take into account its just about enthusiasm.

No matter the candidate Republicans turnout. That being said i don't think he is a national presence yet. Yeah he had the SNL moment but i think he still has a ways to go. I don't know who the next popular Republican is.

The Presidential campaign cycle never ends but 2024 is a long way away.

 

Hopefully someone who doesn’t need a booster seat.

 

Kit Carson was about 5'5"

Jack Hayes was about 5'9"

Custer was 6'0", which was noticeably tall to the Sioux.

John Wayne was 6'4".