I'm hoping they can share their intelligence with us and help us solve the greatest challenge, struggle, and mystery of them all.... ...women.
A man rides his motorcycle down the highway... When suddenly he hears a booming voice, which proclaims, "I am God. Since you have been such a devout believer in me, I will grant you one wish." The man thinks for a minute and responds, "Well, God, I love to ride my motorcycle, so I wish for a bridge that goes from the coast of California to Hawaii so I can ride over it." God answers, "I will grant this wish, if it's what you truly want. But consider another moment a less material wish that could benefit all of mankind." The man thinks it over for another minute and says "Aha! I've got it. I wish for men to be able to understand women, to know what they want and how they feel, to understand what really goes on in a woman's mind." God was silent for a few moments, then responds, "Did you want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
O/U 1.5 weeks before the president tries and use his peace treaty with the martians as a reason he can’t leave his position.
If Trump knew about aliens he would be claiming that they voted illegally in the election and the election should be invalidated.
This is that joke your Harley-riding uncle tells you when you're 8 and you don't understand for years and years.
