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Sexy photos of Ted Cruz

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout: Debate & Discussion' started by KingCheetah, May 10, 2013.

  1. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Atomic Playboy
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    Da fuq is this!?

    DOOMED
     
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    Ted Cruz looks like a testicle with facial hair...

    biggest b*tch in politics, and will always be
     
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    You should have seen him in high school...it was worse
     
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    This is the thread that keeps on giving.

    Hail Satan
     
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    :eek::eek:
     
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    Good for Senator Cruz, not taking any risks going to a professional hair stylist during a pandemic and instead cutting his own hair.
     
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    its like a mullet toupee.
     
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    He is obviously self-flagellating his head by assaulting his hair. It’s how Cruz lives with his dark, perverted thoughts. The dichotomy between his head’s exterior and the madness within is clear to those brave enough to truly glance at his visage. It is not wise to look too closely at Cruz. Rafael could explode at any moment. The beard is an effort to retain control, the attack on his hair an attempt to release the evil within. Beware.
     
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    Poor Rafael Cruz trying so hard always to fit in with white nationalists.
     

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