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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout: Debate & Discussion' started by Xerobull, Dec 6, 2020.

  1. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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  2. Amiga

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    So that’s how Rudy found her.
     
  3. fchowd0311

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    Her crazy exceeds her looks. Pass.
     
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    She also has a distinguished education from ITT Tech.
     
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    For one night I've certainly done a lot worse...beyond that no thank you.
     
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    Smokin'!

    You know if you get involved with her, you're going to lose your house.... but still
     
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    Have you seen her recent pics? She looks nothing like that. That one pole pic is the only decent one.

    i think some folks grade looks on the blonde angle and boom attractive

    outside of mediocre looks she’s bat$Hit kray
     
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    ...I wonder what Rudy might have exposed her to...
    ...or exposed to her...

    ...the both of them are the same type of crazy, right?;)
     
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  10. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    She has that Kaley Cuoco from Big Bang Theory two faced vibe. One day she’s hot, the next, shudder.
     
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    There was a Seinfeld episode that described this phenomenon to a T...anybody know what I’m talking about?
     
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  13. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    The Strike (Seinfeld)

    This episode popularized the concept of a "two-face": someone who looks attractive sometimes and looks bad at other times, depending on exterior conditions, such as lighting.

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  14. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    Lmao yes exactly, amazing how comedy series can have so much troof
     
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    Perfect analogy.
     
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    I like the crazy MILF look, right there where she's testifying.. drunk slurred loose. Party Girl Of Suburbia
    If she's your neighbor, somebody you know's gonna get divorced.
     
  18. Buck Turgidson

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    Perfect short-term f-buddy material. Just always take her to a motel or her place...never let her know where you live. Or your real last name. Or your license plate #. Or....
     
  19. Xerobull

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    Husband knows she’s banging everyone including the lawn guys but just drinks all the time. Then one night you have a knock at the door and she’s drunk and crying and begging for help from her abusive husband.

    Husband is innocent, but finally says F it and moves out, leaving the neighborhood with the wreckage to deal with. And now you see what cray housewife in her true form, sitting in a chair on her front lawn, drinking and 7 am screaming that she likes your tattoos...
     
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    ...you speak as someone with first-hand experience in these matters.

    To you, sir.
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