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Melanie is fake?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout: Debate & Discussion' started by Carl Herrera, Oct 25, 2020.

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    What's up with that prosthetic nose?
     
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    The is no "real Melania"! Has anyone ever known anyone named "Melania" before her? No! This is not something that a human names their child!
     
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    I heard hunter Biden killed Melania
     
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    he cut off her nose in a duel -- hence the prosthesis and these awkward theories.
     
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    Cocaine is one helluva drug

    ::sniiiffff::
     
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    Here's a weird conspiracy theory that I have absolutely no basis for theorising but I'm going to post it anyways:


    Melania caught Trump screwing Hope Hicks and wants to leave him, but it's bad optics before the election, so they're making Hicks pretend to be Melania.


    Remember, Hicks had covid and presumably gave it to Trump, after all. Also, Melania hasn't been outwardly affectionate towards Trump at all in the few times that she's actually had to be around him.
     
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    Other than the affection, what's weird here? Or is affection between them weird enough?
     
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    The fuhrer's year was 2009. Rip big yao's foot =(.
     
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    Because that is not her
     
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    Doesn't she know that he will not be able to pay off the renegotiated prenup when all of the loans come do?
     
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    It is painful and cringe worthy listening her read a script off a tele prompter
     
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    One of the top-ranked cognitive disjoints with their faithful is their bad-mouthing of immigrants and then supporting one or more of the Melanias.

    She took an American job! Sure, an unimaginably horrifying one, but still.
     
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    ...works for me.:D;)
     
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    She is a Russian Spy
    She is Donald's Handler
    She reports to Putin

    Rocket River
     
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    We don't know if that's not true
     
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