If you haven't become "woke" to using baby wipes/wet wipes to clean that **** then I don't know wtf to tell you. (I mean the general you, not you you.)
Very generalized. It's like a political smear campaign against men. And if your dude is making fun of the way your labia looks then don't ****ing have sex with him. Women man....
Not a fan of putting wipes in the trashcan since you can't flush it in the toilet without ruining the sewage system.
Any plumber will tell you (after they've had to unclog your sewage system) that there is no such thing as "flushable" wipes. None of them degrade, so all it takes is one to catch a rough edge of pipe somewhere, and slowly it will build up a clog until someone takes care of it. Don't flush your wipes.
I'm sorry, this is the point where I began to ignore what you were saying. So...what the ****? You stand to take a ****? What sort of savage are you?