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Utah hiker, Fake story?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by tinman, Oct 23, 2020.

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Did she survive 2 weeks at mt Zion park by herself?

  1. Yes she drank her piss and ate wild rats

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  2. No she faked this story with her daughter

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  1. Space Ghost

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    What is the relevance of this story? Media so bored and has nothing to talk about?
     
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  2. Invisible Fan

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    Fugue state is real folks.

    Or maybe she's dealing meth.
     
  3. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    • Crazy eyed housewife who says 'people always think I'm my daughter's sister' gets an itch
    • Devises feasible cover story of 'getting lost in wilderness' based on her history as a hiker
    • Leaves Cali, goes off grid
    • Goes to Vegas, pounds a bunch of frat boys on vacation for ten days
    • Drives and hour and a half to Zion, spends two nights in the forest to get her nature stank on
    • Comes out of wilderness, tells her cover story, leaves
    • Gofund me profit $$$
    [​IMG]
     
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  4. tinman

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    they had to send like an army of dogs, drones, and rangers to find this woman.
    they find her two weeks later? alive?
     
  5. Buck Turgidson

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    Her story is bullsh!t
     
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  6. Buck Turgidson

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    Depends on how you personally define "relevance" I guess. There's been a few thousand books and movies about survival in the wild. They're quite popular, if you haven't noticed, over the past 400 years or so.
     
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  7. Buck Turgidson

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    Should also add that this is too harsh, since I know minimal facts outside of the basics, but this was my initial thought.
     
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    Lol wouldn't they have known when she entered the park?
     
  9. Buck Turgidson

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    Nope, looks like I was correct.

    Her story is bullsh!t.
     
  10. KingCheetah

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    This story was so sketchy - definitely need some naked and afraid before and after pics for proof.
     
  11. Buck Turgidson

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    Everyone I've talked to in the Rockies says the same thing.

    Well, the first thing everybody said was "she got the crazy eyes"...the second was "there's no way that's true"
     
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  13. tinman

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    If you want to make a fake survivor story
    Pretend you didn’t drink water for two weeks
    Claim spiritual journey
    When have no job is the real reason
     
  14. No Worries

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    Too bipolar. Would not hit. Would run away as fast as I can.
     
  15. ROXTXIA

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    She seems new-age kinda hippie type (not judging). 38 years old, just lost her job as a nanny.

    I think she's a little cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs and wound up creating an incident when she probably was having some sort of mini-existential crisis.

    The family's story was b.s. but there are bigger things going on so, onward and upward!
     
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  16. tinman

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    This is like a mom calling security that her kid is lost at the mall but the kid was in the corner at Orange Julius the whole time
     
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    Man, is Orange Julius still a thing? I'm guessing not unfortunately.
     

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