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Make the most boring possible description of your favorite movie

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Xerobull, Oct 16, 2020.

  1. IBTL

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    a woman named debbie has intercourse with numerous people in dallas
     
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    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    Angry man in skirt paints face blue, has stomach problems.
     
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    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    A story of two men. One, obsessed with Christmas lights, the other, a Florida Man, dumps feces in suburb sewer.
     
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    Mysterious person wearing a demonic bunny suit haunts a teen boy.
     
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    Italian American family attends a baptism.
     
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    That’s one of my favorite of the 4... Good one!
     
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    A normal guy moves to California with a Tuna, meets an airline stewardess and gets rich, just to lose it all.
     
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    A drunk and a prostitute in Las Vegas become roommates and agree not to criticize each other
     
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    A cyborg is sent back in time to search the phone book.
     
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    A triggered af Scott leads a proud boy militia to fight a gay Prince, and is later captured by the Prince's dad.


    (edit: that boring synopsis might sound exciting to 35% of the population, though) :)
     
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    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    John McClane loses his shoes. A terrorist falls off a building.
     
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    A kid's new pet totally ****s up his Speak & Spellâ„¢.
     
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    Man mentions Cheeseburgers are called Royale with Cheese in France. Proceeds to eat a tasty burger.
     
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    College girl meets billionaire with bondage room. They bang and have kids.
     
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    Giant alien born on a Saturn moon has Narcissistic Personality Disorder. Proceeds to search for jewelry.
     
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    Some truckers stop at a crash and find some big eggs. Something pops up at dinner. End up having to blow up their cargo but their cat survives.

    Sequel. The company isn't happy that the surviving trucker blew up the cargo. Send her back the crash site which is now a planned community with a bad bug problem. Trucker cleans up problem with futuristic pallet jack while coming to terms with mommy issues.
     
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