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[Crazy B] Mayor of Anchorage QUITS after affair w/ local news host who shared a naked photo of him

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  1. The Captain

    The Captain ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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    You nailed it, of course. I think this chick is a 10 in Alaska, or at least a 9. I remember seeing that the ratio men to women was 5 to 1 up there. May be different now.

    Amateur is right, too. I have a buddy who is a habitual cheater on his wife (not sure why they stay together, pretty sure she steps out too) and he tells me he prefers the married ladies because they know what’s up and only want to have fun.
     
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  2. AroundTheWorld

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    Reminds me of Bezos' chick.
     
  3. DFWRocket

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    that dude's going to come home and find his daughters pet bunny boiling on the stove
     
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  4. Blake

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    I was in Alaska a few summers ago for work and spent two weekend nights carousing around downtown Anchorage (which was actually a lot of fun). Definitely a small quantify of females...and a very high ratio of lesbian couples for some reason. Man, talk about fun bar conversations however...some super strange and interesting people.
     
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  5. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"

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    And he won't even know which of his women did it.
     
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  6. Buck Turgidson

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    Stay away from the dogs...

     
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  7. LosPollosHermanos

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    already alluded to but she has the crazy look. I went on a date with this lawyer a couple months ago who wanted to meet as "friends". Turns out she was getting ready to leave her BF and used our encounter as doing that. Came over, was still in a relationship and did everything but **** me. Next day I get weird texts and **** like this chick is saying. Thought to myself maybe i'm being harsh and shes hot. Went out, banged her and then she got even more cookoo. There's something about these hot entitled chicks and an intrinsic craziness. Its more the norm than the exception. I'm straight principles and **** you to me core, but even I said whatever and chose to fool around with her knowing she was in a relationship. Not to go all fatty on you guys but point is no matter how MGTOW or w.e you are we will all lapse and think with our dicks
     
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    tru. also had to look up mgtow. didn't know it's a legit movement or something
     
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  9. Invisible Fan

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    Difference is that this one gouged out some poor Husky's eyes to perfect "that look"
     
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  10. Jontro

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    dam, he didn't even secksed her ya? only fapped? this hits too close to home
     
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    i will never fully understand women taste all the way.

    whats up with moderately hot women liking some older fauci looking dude? not just mayor you see this in regular society.

    also whats up with moderately hot women boning a 14 year old?

    its true women are way way less interested in the looks side. some women are as easy as just being around them.

    its interesting this chick would bone the mayor and pat herself on the back for it..i suppose its true but the notion sylvester turner (or any other mayor) could likely pull more tail then me is a bit of a buzzkill.

    i wonder what bill burr would think and how would bill barr cover it up
     
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  12. IBTL

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    yeah this chick might be a 5 or 6 here.. in alaska shes a solid 8..

    in fairbanks shes a 9

    i went to a bar in fairbanks one time that place is tough.. girls there are country strong and dont play.. great for heating/holding by campfire.
     
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    I don't have a lot to add except WOW.
     
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    lol... I read that in the exact accent required and it worked perfectly.
     
  15. The Captain

    The Captain ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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    I guess Alaska does have that rare, granola beauty who didn't even realize it until she hit it big, like Jewel.

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    Hot and bothered cougar triggered AF
     
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    LOL

    Rocket River
     
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  18. The Captain

    The Captain ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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    @LosPollosHermanos Women are like monkeys. They don't let go of one vine until they have a firm grip on another.
     
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    Bro.... their relationship was three years. He stuck it in a number or times.
     
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    This is what you are going to get look wise in Alaska if you want a white woman....... there are so many men, and white women are a premium so even a disgusting woman can pull an attractive husband. There are some beautiful Native American women but they typically live tough lives and you really have to shift through a lot of them to find one...... Also a lot of the men in Alaska are garbage, so there are a lot of celibate women and lesbians.
     
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