[Official] Rangers @ Astros

Alltuve will roll over every goddanm pitch he gets.

 

Leaping Stag

 

Tucker looking good in RF.

 

At what point are you trying to piss me off?

 

I dont know. Do you know at what point were you pissed off? If so, you apparently have the answer

 

That may have been the most beautiful bunt I have ever seen.

 

Good night by Javier. Never had his elite fastball, but didn't have much drop off during game. Also, his control didn't seem to wane with more innings.

 

Just don't blow the save, again.

 

Fingers crossed

 

Put a ****ing pitch up in his elbow.

 

For ****ing christ, do it.

 

A cannon wow

 

Javier and Paredes. Studs.

 

Ballgame!!!!!

 

Good Game.

 

Is "Leaping Stag" some sort of Irish ****?

Oh, I'll still drink it.

 

Theres a stags leap and a frogs leap wine. Theres also a Red stag, cherry flavored Jim Beam whiskey that I know of.

 

"Cherry Flavored" Jim Beam?

This is no bueno, amigo.

 

The good:
Javier went deep in the game and was efficient, even though not as many Ks as I'd have liked.
Today, it was the outfield's turn to flash the leather
Tucker at RF>>>>>>Tucker at LF, as I've always said
Good rebound from Pressly

The bad:
For the most part the offense was quiet


The ugly:
Letting Kolby Allard look like Cy Young. Had a >7 ERA coming into the game. Just 2 hits off him. Jesus

 

What is wrong with Tucker in LF? It took him some time to get adjusted to the Crawford Boxes, but he seems fine now. His speed is a little wasted in MMP except on flies down the line.