I'm fairly certain that I just rocked an Allman Brothers song...and at the end...it was Greg Allman and Cher. She looked hot, I'll give her that I guess. So...here we go...
Along the same lines: High School Reunions - I've always thought they were kind of sad and pathetic. I mean, I had a blast in high school and still keep in touch with a few very good friends.....but if the best days of your life were really your high school years, I kind of feel sorry for you. Hell, my high school years were trumped the very next year when I went to college.
condiments are over rated. Ketchup, mustard, mayo, BBQ sauce, Steak sauce all over rated. If the food is good you shouldn't need to drown it in goop from a jar.
Depends on the food, but those condiments better be good. Found an artichoke spread that is excellent on a turkey sammich. Frenchy's mustard you need not apply [/snob] Hot sauces, salsas, horseradish, mustards, pesto, pickapeppa (love it with grilled pork chops) are always in the kitchen.
Bathroom attendants. I dont need someone handing me paper towels and offering me breath mints in a bathroom. Its just weird man.
Rumours that a jealous Skrillex actually sneaked backstage and stole the USB are unconfirmed, however some witnesses did claim to see a bespectacled androgynous extra from a Manga cartoon with half a haircut hanging around his dressing room just prior to the show.
This kind of thing is mind blowing. Put it on a keychain. Or in a briefcase handcuffed to Sam Jackson and Travolta.
Singing competitions. American Idol, The Voice, etc. They're all horrible. Now every kid wants to be the next Jennifer Hudson instead of the next SRV or EVH.
cards - birthday, wedding, graduation, ect... I'm not spending $5 on something that will get looked at one time and thrown away.
