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(Hanging Out) Bear or Dolphin

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by rocketsjudoka, Jul 23, 2020.

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What would you prefer to hangout with

  1. Dophin. Cool and spiritual

    2 vote(s)
    18.2%

  2. Bear. Fuzzy and can do human type things.

    4 vote(s)
    36.4%

  3. I like turtles.

    5 vote(s)
    45.5%
  1. rocketsjudoka

    rocketsjudoka Member

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    Following the other thread and because I'm bored.

    Who would you rather hang out with a bear in the forest

    or a dolphin in the water?


    Keeping in mind that the bear might kill you, even on accident, while the dolphin might sexually molest you.
    Plus the bear might eat all your food without chipping in while the dolphin will be one those friends who just wants to get sushi and then during the meal talk about how much better sushi they've had before.
     
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    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    Really?? Was this really needed? I think we all know the answer...

    This guy...

    [​IMG]
     
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    Cleverly hidden political test...
    Dolphins are so smart they're college edumacated elitists while bears are for the repressed Bible thumpers
     
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    Dolphins are too horny. I would pick the turtles.
     
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  5. The Captain

    The Captain ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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    Well, dolphins gang rape other dolphins as a form of hazing, so I don't want to be the new guy.

    I guess a bear. Because that's my last name.
     
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    Dolphins are known to sexually harass humans too even at dolphin encounters. Also there have been reports of dolphins doing stuff to other animals.

    Maybe we need to Cancel Flipper!
     
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    I'd hang out with a dancing bear.
     
    #8 ThatBoyNick, Jul 24, 2020
  9. The Captain

    The Captain ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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    My wife tells me she likes me smooth like a dolphin.

    Should I be worried?

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  10. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Atomic Playboy

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    I'm going with the big brain boy.
     
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