At least it drowns out some of the squeaks. That was really irritating. This is going to be weird. Exciting (it’s basketball!), but weird. “Grandpa? Did you watch the NBA during the summer of 2020?” “I sure did! That’s the year the Rockets went all the way. You’ve heard Grandpa talk about that a few dozen times.” “What did you think of it?” “It was exciting and very, very weird. I sincerely hope we never have to experience anything like it again, except for the championship. Fortunately, I can’t spell assperxx.”