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[sports] shark or bear?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by CCorn, Jul 21, 2020.

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Which would you take your chances against

  1. Bear on land

  2. Shark in water

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  1. JuanValdez

    JuanValdez Member

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    I prefer to die on land, no question.
     
    #61 JuanValdez, Jul 23, 2020
  2. rocketsjudoka

    rocketsjudoka Member

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    What if it was a dance off?

     
    #62 rocketsjudoka, Jul 23, 2020
  3. CCorn

    CCorn Member

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    /debate
     
    #63 CCorn, Jul 23, 2020
  4. rocketsjudoka

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    #64 rocketsjudoka, Jul 23, 2020
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    PhiSlammaJamma Member

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    I cannot take bears seriously.



     
    #65 PhiSlammaJamma, Jul 23, 2020
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  6. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    The cubs playing on the swingset is so cool.


    But why in the heck did you build the swingset practically in a forest that's obviously bear-infested?
     
    #66 boomboom, Jul 23, 2020
  7. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Atomic Playboy

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    You need to post these in Unsorted -- those people will love it.
     
    #67 KingCheetah, Jul 23, 2020
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  8. rocketsjudoka

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    I'm sensing a bias because bears can do cute human like things while sharks are just cold blooded killers.
     
    #68 rocketsjudoka, Jul 23, 2020
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    rocketsjudoka mad cause he cant handle the nunchucks like bears can. You definitely dont want that smoke bruh...

     
    #69 donkeypunch, Jul 23, 2020
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  10. rocketsjudoka

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    They might have better weapon skills but I fight dirty..
     
    #70 rocketsjudoka, Jul 23, 2020
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    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    Sharks can be compassionate...example...

    [​IMG]
     
    #71 boomboom, Jul 23, 2020
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  12. The Captain

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    Bobby the Rookie and the Beastie Boys at it again!

     
    #72 The Captain, Jul 23, 2020
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  13. Buck Turgidson

    Buck Turgidson Member

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    Good answer.
     
    #73 Buck Turgidson, Jul 23, 2020
  14. Buck Turgidson

    Buck Turgidson Member

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    Get some.
     
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    Sir Stewart Wallace...As Himself
     
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  16. TimDuncanDonaut

    TimDuncanDonaut Member

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    This is a tough one.

    Sharks have their own week.
    Sharks can attack in tornados.
    A shark ate Samuel L. Jackson in Deep Blue Sea.
    Landshark used to eat cast members on SNL in the 70s.

    A bear almost killed DiCaprio.
    Also this.


    In conclusion, I go with bear, since I can't swim.
     
    #76 TimDuncanDonaut, Jul 23, 2020
  17. OkayAyeReloaded

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    #77 OkayAyeReloaded, Jul 24, 2020
  18. Sanctity

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    Unless it's a bull shark, a 6ft shark isn't intimidating.
     
    #78 Sanctity, Jul 24, 2020
  19. KingCheetah

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    [​IMG]
     
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    Cardiac arrest can kill, too.
     
    #80 fattz, Jul 24, 2020
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