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Bruno broke quarantine. Grounded to his room.

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by IslandB.O.I., Jul 13, 2020.

  1. Francis3422

    Francis3422 Member

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    By door knobs do you mean large stripper clitoris or that they were intentionally trying to get it?
     
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    idiot
     
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  3. Rashmon

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    The poor man's Stromile Swift...
     
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  4. Juxtaposed Jolt

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    Caboclo is actually smart for doing this.

    No practice with the team means a large decrease in chances for injury. No leaving his room means no contact with people, which means a large decrease in chances for the virus.

    He's going to be the only healthy NBA player by 7/30, and with the Rockets being the only team to field a healthy player, Rockets are your new NBA champions.

    tl;dr - I hope he retires a Rocket.
     
  5. Ziggy

    Ziggy QUEEN ANON

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    Cut him.
     
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  6. D-rock

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    So disappointed in Bruno. Smh
     
  7. Reeko

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    How are u a scrub and not on your absolute best behavior? How do u inadvertently break quarantine?
     
  8. TimDuncanDonaut

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    Bruno a rebel.

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    Clutch fans be like:

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    Word on the street is, Disney World has some fun rides!!
     
  11. clos4life

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    Innuendo?
     
  12. Juxtaposed Jolt

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    I was going to say "sick rides" for the pun, but I don't wanna break quarantine like Bruno...
     
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  13. lnchan

    lnchan Sugar Land Leonard
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    I did run into the Disney World workers after hours before...
     
  14. CK Johnson

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    Of course it was a Rockets player.
     
  15. D-rock

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    topfive CF OG

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    Shhh! Don't tell @Williamson!
     
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  17. yixiixiy

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    Bruno prob got Tsunami-ed like Holmes.



    Tragic Bronson. This is too funny.
     
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    Happens to the best of us, breh.

    We ain't in the bubble though.
     

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