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Breaking: Trump gives permission to conservatives to stop b****ing about masks

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout: Debate & Discussion' started by Carl Herrera, Jul 1, 2020.

  1. Carl Herrera

    Carl Herrera Member

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    Y'all can stop throwing tantrums in grocery stores and abusing restaurant workers over masks now. Your Leader says so. You, too, can look like Lone Rangers.
     
  2. Rashmon

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    I can not ****ing believe that is not an Onion article...
     
  3. ElPigto

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    The Trump presidency is one large Onion article.
     
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    I long ago stopped saying, "You gotta be ****ing kidding me."

    I think it still, though. I just developed TMJ from saying it so much in regards to Donald the Clown and don't want to take any more Advil than is absolutely necessary.
     
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  6. Carl Herrera

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    Fox New: Trump was always pro-mask. Anti-mask people were just too dumb to understand him:

     
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    Oh for f*** sake. The spin is so blatant. “Always pro-mask” dear god. How can any conscious person say with a straight face that Trump has always been in favor of masks? Good on him for FINALLY coming around but Fox can’t say that the president changed his mind? They have to pretend? I’m sorry these are rhetorical questions at this point
     
  8. Batman Jones

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    Man, even when he's pushed into doing something right, he does it wrong.

    The Lone Ranger wore a domino mask that covered his nose, like Green Lantern. The Lone Ranger's mask didn't cover his mouth at all.
     
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    Neither does your avatar’s!
     
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    I do believe I once overheard young people saying that Trump has a large Onion Booty.
     
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  11. No Worries

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    The Criminal in Chief has been pro-mask ... before even the invention of masks.
     
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  12. No Worries

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    Does this make Pence Tonto?

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    This is how you demonstrate what would happen if you weren't re-elected. Right out of the Middle East Dictator Playbook.

    Those armed crazy 25% that got him into office will do anything for him, and the rich ones among them will recruit for him. Unfortunately, he probably didn't read the footnote in the playbook: the people you make crazier, never get less crazy, and they live on after you're gone.

    Seen it a million times.
     
  14. No Worries

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    The real question is if the Criminal in Chief will still keep his white mask in the closet.

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    I'm pretty sure some at Fox News are already regretting the monster they have created with the typical Fox News viewer.
     
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  16. No Worries

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    It is like the Criminal in Chief watched a Lone Ranger episode where the Lone Ranger chases after a masked bank robber and got confused about which one was the good guy and which one was the bad guy.

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    if it gets the leave my face alone cult to mask up, hooray!
     
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    I dunno. This could be a black flag op, to separate the true no-mask-on-me believers from the fakers.
     
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    Make the problem worse causing more damage by getting his cult to act even dumber and then try to walk it back like a dumba**....DUMBA**
     
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