Rockets making Hartenstein do cold-calls?

live look at Murray's staff working the phones

 

so we basically shopping for trash

 

Harty can play, D'Antoni sucks.

DD

 

Sad day. Window officially shut, nailed and sealed with silicone.

 

From the thread title I imagined Hartenstein calling up other teams and being like, "Hi Mr. Ujuri, my name is Isaiah Hartenstein and I am a Center for the Houston Rockets. I would love the opportunity to play for your Toronto Raptors, an organization I have long admired. I think I would fit well either as Mr. Gasol or Mr. Ibaka's backup, alongside either one, and I definitely have starter potential one day. As compensation for acquiring me my current employer needs the low price of one second round pick...." CLICK. "Hello? Mr. Ujiri? Okay Mr. Morey, I have to call three more teams, and 90 minutes left, I can do this!"

 

Minutes, Minutes, get your Minutes. You there sir! Yes, you who is past out between Travis St. and Holman St, you look like you're a capable 6'-6" lad, want some Minutes?

 

we already have 7 guys getting minutes... no more to disperse because

"The rotation is what it is." - MDA regarding GG

 

I have a theory, Hart just does not look like a rocket "center". He is too tall and too white.

 

If they had summer league rules where you can't foul out yeah...he'd play well.

 

Hart and his Dad.

 

I’m 6’6”
250 lbs

I’m not above elbowing large men in the face or kicking them in the balls.

I can’t run like I used to having passed 40 but can still bench me in the 3’s.

Hit me up Tillman.

 

air bud signing confirmed

 

I'm slow to the punch, but if the buyout market starts popping..

 

The win against Lakers made Rockets sexy enoguh for some big buyout player to get on the boat

 

LOL