Texas Basketball Rap Battle

This is what it looks like when Houston rappers rep the Rockets:







But this is what it looks like when San Antonio rappers rep the Spurs:



Nowhere near as good as Houston but okay, Spurs fans.

But THIS is what it looks like when Dallas rappers rep the Mavericks:



In conclusion, Houston rappers are far superior to that of other Texas cities rappers due to the fact Hartenstein inspires greatness. I rest my case.

 

For the purposes of this exercise I was focusing only on Texas teams. However, legendary Jazz rapper Z-Dog is in a class of his own.

 

I mean their most famous rapper is Vanilla Ice which really says it all. And he tried to claim he was from Miami. Which also says it all.