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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by rimrocker, Dec 13, 2019.

  1. Buck Turgidson

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    What does 19,970 minus 1 equal?
     
  3. Buck Turgidson

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    That's the most ludicrous and terrifying thing I've seen in a long time. Why, why would someone make that movie?

    And why did you know that it existed?
     
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    It was a much simpler time back then. A better time.
     
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    Who, with the exceptions of Earl Campbell and Vince Young, is the best college football player you've ever seen?
     
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    Do I amuse you?


    OK, this gal from West Virginia gets married and the couple is about to get in bed for the first time. The wife says, "Honey, please take it easy on me. I'm a virgin." Whereupon the groom bolts from the room and runs to his parents house where he meets his mom.
    The Mom asks, "Son, what's wrong?"
    The guy answers with tears in his eyes, "Ma, she's a virgin."
    "Well son, I thought virgins are what guys wanted."
    "Look ma, if she's not good enough for her own family, she's not good enough for me."
     
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    Saw Herschel play. Man among boys.
     
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    Lmao, replace West Virginia with Arkansas and this joke would hit a lot harder for us southerners.
     
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    Did a little bit to make the world a better place, raised a family, retired with grace. Oh, that wasn't a question for me I guess.
     
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    26 left. Taking a break for an hour. I need 26 questions over the next 210 minutes.
     
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    Do you think you're going to make your goal in time?
     
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    What's the most important thing your father ever taught you?
     
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    How much did you drink during your hour break, to help you answer your final 26 questions?
     
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    What were you doing during the first moon landing?
     
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    Should China be allowed to say they landed on the moon, if they landing on the Far Side and there is no way for others to see/prove it?
     
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    Do you think CF should just leave you at post 19,999 and stop asking questions? I know one tin of a man that would be particularly proud of the shortcoming of your true goal.
     
  17. Buck Turgidson

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    So the Christmas menu at mom's house is:

    shrimp cocktail
    salad of some sort (spinach, walnut, cranberry, goat cheese blah blah blah)
    sweet potatoes
    collard greens
    beef tenderloin
    homemade rolls

    Are we forgetting anything?
     
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    So you didn't see Bo Jackson?
     
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    Scotch, Bourbon, Canadian or Irish?
     
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