Did you watch the speech, Carl? I can't believe I subjected myself to it, but I did. Know thy enemy, I guess. I don't blame the trump chump for falling asleep. Mr trump was reading the teleprompter, which must have been scrolling the words very, very slowly and with a super large font so he could make them out, so slow that it was astonishing to me. It took the guy over half an hour to give a 12 minute speech. I'm not kidding.
Half of that is just breathing heavily. He breaths all the time like you just walked up a few flights of stairs with someone and you’re trying to act like you’re not winded by breathing through your nose but it’s obvious you’d be breathing through your mouth if no one else was around.
It seemed like the Hustlers at Scores a few blocks up the street had slipped some ketamine in his coke. Meanwhile over on Gilead State TV:
Maybe someone hacked the teleprompter and slowed it to a crawl. Like... the letters of the words were typing out one by one.
Do you really think Trump has the mental capacity to handle that situation? P-A-T. PAT. I HAVE A GOOD FRIEND NAMED PAT. HE HATES THE HORRIBLE WITCH HUNT DIRTY DEMS. R-I-O-T. -RIOTING IS BAD VERY BAD. LIKE DIRTY DEMOCRATS ANTIFA IS WHAT I CALL THEM I MADE THAT UP ANTIFA IS WHAT IT IS
I thought it was the most divisive presentation ever before the only unifying World body, basically a nationalist manifesto.
I don’t know, Dubious. Khrushchev banging his shoe on the dais at the UN was a bit divisive. At least he didn’t put people to sleep. Mr trump managed to, even his own Secretary of God Knows What.
Needs to get some of the meds hilary took to keep herself upright on the campagin trail. Or speed. Probably what Trump takes.
