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Hemhorroids

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Roscoe Arbuckle, Aug 23, 2019.

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  1. theimpossibles1

    theimpossibles1 Member

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    Got em pretty bad several years ago. All those creams gels etc provide minimal relief. There is one and only one thing that will fix them.

    EAT/DRINK A SHITTON OF FIBER.

    Then continue to have a high fiber diet forever unless you want them to come back.
     
    #21 theimpossibles1, Aug 24, 2019
  2. CometsWin

    CometsWin Breaker Breaker One Nine

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    You people are getting old as ****.
     
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  3. Buck Turgidson

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    Sorry to hear that bro. Mine have flared up twice in the past 20 years, gets better in a week or less, walk it off.
     
    #23 Buck Turgidson, Aug 26, 2019
  4. asianballa23

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    go see a specialist... most likely you'll need to remove it surgically
     
    #24 asianballa23, Aug 26, 2019
  5. Buck Turgidson

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    It'll happen to you too
     
    #25 Buck Turgidson, Aug 26, 2019
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  6. cheke64

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    Put the Chile con queso down.
     
    #26 cheke64, Aug 26, 2019
  7. VooDooPope

    VooDooPope Love > Hate

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    I just used some CDB stuff on a burn and it worked better than anything i've ever used on burns before in my life. I did use some THC for the mental anguish as well, although that's also how I burned myself in the first place so there's that.

    I'd use that same stuff if I was in your situation right now.
     
    #27 VooDooPope, Aug 26, 2019
  8. Os Trigonum

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    Hemorrhoids can be fun.jpg

    this was the litter pickup on the trail some years ago. pro tip: don't eat the Memphis beans
     
    #28 Os Trigonum, Aug 26, 2019
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  9. Buck Turgidson

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    Why...why would you do that?
     
    #29 Buck Turgidson, Aug 26, 2019
  10. bobrek

    bobrek Politics belong in the D & D

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    Getting?

    E2A2C9DD-BB8F-4020-99E4-ED239598E2CB.jpeg
     
    #30 bobrek, Aug 27, 2019
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  11. Roscoe Arbuckle

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    Bought the stuff @LonghornFan recommended, but I could only order it through Amazon, so I got this "Recticare" in the meantime. Worked so well I was able to go to a friend's bday party on Saturday, go to brunch with my friends on Sunday and meet a bumble date who took me to Waco for 3 days. Needless to say it worked.

    Best part? I asked for a refund from the stuff I ordered from Longhornfan's suggestion. They not only refunded my money, they said I didn't have to return it, so I am WELL prepared the next time this should happen. Lol.
     
    #31 Roscoe Arbuckle, Aug 29, 2019
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  12. ima_drummer2k

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    This is one of your best non sequiturs ever. Cheers!

    BTW, why is it "needless to say" that your hemorrhoid medicine worked? Does that mean the Waco girl touched your bunghole?
     
    #32 ima_drummer2k, Aug 30, 2019
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  13. Jugdish

    Jugdish Member

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    He misuses common expressions like that all the time. No pun intended.
     
    #33 Jugdish, Aug 30, 2019
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  14. ima_drummer2k

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    Ah, I see. I guess it's really a blessing in disguise.
     
    #34 ima_drummer2k, Aug 30, 2019
  15. Roscoe Arbuckle

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    Eww. No. Just meant I was able to function pretty normally again.
     
    #35 Roscoe Arbuckle, Aug 30, 2019
  16. Invisible Fan

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    MASGA
     
    #36 Invisible Fan, Aug 30, 2019
  17. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    Which is VERY painful....they have this new thing where they put a rubber band around the bottom of them and they wither and die on their own....takes about a week.

    DD
     
    #37 DaDakota, Aug 30, 2019
  18. Jugdish

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    Make Arbuckle Suffer Gonorrhea Again?
     
    #38 Jugdish, Aug 30, 2019
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  19. ROXTXIA

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    Damn, is this real? Oooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww..........
     
    #39 ROXTXIA, Aug 30, 2019
  20. DaDakota

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