Batting around! Crooked numbers! Roof in play! Dogs and Cats Living Together! Somewhere in Houston, Bagwell is smiling and saying "See, I told you. Screw exit velocity".
This is outstanding. The only acceptable use of Trump I personally ever want to see in the Stros Forum.
Over 162 games, the vast majority of the innings look a lot alike That first inning was not like the others. A week of weirdness crammed in one frame.
A clean inning would have been nice there, but no, can't have that let's have the ol' bloop and blast. Are you ****ing kidding me? Another roofball?